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retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

by Matt January 15, 2005

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L.T.L.

Abbreviation for "Left Turn Loser". A Left Turn Loser is a driver who makes a left turn without a left turn lane, thus needlessly blocking the left lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic.

I need to get to work on time, but this L.T.L. is ruining me!

by Matt January 16, 2005

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R.T.R.

Abbreviation for "Right Turn Retard". A Right Turn Retard is a driver who takes much too long making a right turn, thus needlessly blocking the right lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic. For similar left-turn phenomenon, see L.T.L..

Why can't this R.T.R. go just a little faster.

by Matt January 16, 2005

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carne enchada

carne enchada- mexican term for swollen meat Ask one of your friends if the want tacos of carne enchada

My friend wanted tacos of carne guisada but I bought her tacos of carne enchada instead.

by matt January 16, 2005

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magoot

emphasis on the snootiness of a person, object, or activity

"bro, that range rover is mad snoot magoot

by Matt January 18, 2005

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Sims 2

A game so addicting that some people forget that THEY are the real ones and the Sims are fake.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm watching my Sim watch TV.
Person 3: What are YOU doing?
Person 2: I'm watching him watch his Sim watch TV.

by Matt January 18, 2005

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