MatT's definitions

aquafina

A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.

Female: I have to go to work now.
Male: Ok, aquafina.
Female: Aquafina, honey.

by Matt June 18, 2006

Wiff waff

Elmer Fudd's pronunciation of the term "riff raff."

"I wiwl cwear the forwest of wiff waff wike that wascawy wabbit, huhuhuhuhuh."

by Matt February 17, 2007

Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

by Matt April 30, 2004

front bum

What my ex girlfriend's lil sister calls a pussy

mommy i hurt my front bum

by Matt April 1, 2004

trojan man

A real American hero.

Trojan Man saved me from becoming a daddy.

by Matt August 28, 2004

where the sun don't shine

The human anus.

I kicked him where the sun don't shine.

by matt February 15, 2004

philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.

Do philosophy, dipshit.

by Matt May 26, 2004