MatT's definitions

yo mama

A typical insult that dates back to around the 90s. Usually stupid and demeaning.

Actual example: Yo mama so (BLANK) she (BLANKITY-BLANK)

by Matt November 10, 2003

Purrrfection

- A woman so fine you get hard just mentioning her name.
- A female without flaw, a physically perfect specimen.

See: Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Stephanie Seymour

by Matt September 8, 2004

Beefy

strong,thick,durable.beefy guessets all around a bike

beefy bikes are bombproof.beefy guessets all around the bike.

by matt December 14, 2003

sum 41

A Canadian pop-punk/mall punk band that was made popular by middle schoolers and high school freshmen. Oh wait, they're trying to be emo now, right?

I saw Sum 41 live once and they were God awful in that they didn't sound anything like they do on their albums.

by Matt May 2, 2005

stock

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.

1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.

by Matt August 8, 2004

Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.

That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk

by Matt October 20, 2004

L.T.L.

Abbreviation for "Left Turn Loser". A Left Turn Loser is a driver who makes a left turn without a left turn lane, thus needlessly blocking the left lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic.

I need to get to work on time, but this L.T.L. is ruining me!

by Matt January 16, 2005