MatT's definitions

kev car

a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music

some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart

by matt July 2, 2003

Coach Z

Someone with an overberring midwestern accent.

The Coach Z could hardly use the letters O or E.

by Matt July 2, 2003

lof

laugh out faggot, because people are gay when they say lol

internet preson #1: look at urbandictionary.com its funny
internet preson #2: lol thats funny!
internet preson #1: shut up, LOF!

by MATT July 2, 2003

bitz

another name for bitch

sup bitz!

by MATT July 2, 2003

Dubbi Neupon

One who is annoying and inefficient at tasks that they should not be doing in the first place;defective;unable to continue a joke without killing it

You killed it, Dubi Neupon.
or
You are so inefficient Dubi Neupon.

by Matt July 3, 2003

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 5, 2003

mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 7, 2003