fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt May 13, 2005

chin2.mpeg

A MUST download. A classic

by Matt August 07, 2003

alopafiah

A Lot Of People Are F***ing Idiots And AssHoles

Used in connection to lamers and posters and others who try to post hateful or stupid things on the incorrect forum or the incorrect time or in the wrong context.

P1:*Posts name as a stupid/hateful defintion*
P2:*Posts hateful slur a stupid/hateful definition*
P3:*Posts gibberish as gibberish or stupid/hateful definition*
Reader: ALOPAFIAH!

by Matt December 30, 2004

mm

Medicinal Marijuana.

It's the good stuff.

by Matt September 01, 2004

Whiz'm

Word that makes people forget what you were saying.

Ron: Last night I wanked it so hard!
Matt: What?!
Ron: Whiz'm!
Matt: I can't remember what you just said...

by Matt December 12, 2003

wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass

wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!

by Matt April 11, 2003