salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 09, 2004

bert mccracken

He brings such passion and fire to the stage, you can feel it in your body when he screams....Just Amazing

by Matt October 14, 2003

Chinless Wonder

A person of high social class with no chin.

That billionaire is a CHINLESS WONDER.

by Matt April 12, 2004

teng

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

by Matt December 09, 2004

Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

fear

fuck
everything
and
run

Another acronym of fear is:
false
evidance
appearing
real

We are lead by a hundred forms of FEAR

by Matt January 23, 2005

shibbity shibbity shwa

Some bad-ass shit to say to someone before you pop a cap in ihs ass.

I'm gonna kill dat sumbitch. Shibbity shibbity shwa!

by matt February 21, 2004