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dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.
I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.
by Matt October 13, 2004
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baston

Word that New Englanders cant pronounce the word is BOSTON but those freaking idiots cant speak proper english this shit is funny cuz they are dumbasses
Go Baston Redsax

Im a complete idiot cuz im from Baston

The Baston Red Sox suck ass compared to the Yankees
by Matt October 13, 2004
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refl

A variation on "rofl" which is stupid and sounds like crap.
Refl is easier to say.
Guy: I think your sister died
Other Guy: refl
by Matt October 15, 2004
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alpha

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.
Dude! That weed was ALPHA!
by matt October 16, 2004
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ringnut

Obsessed fan of the LOrd of the Rings movies. Comes from the word Wingnut which is the production company. Similar to trekkie and star wars geek.
Shawn has seen Two Towers 83 times. He is a Ringnut.
by matt October 17, 2004
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Cake

1) A sweet pastry used for numerous occasions/parties.
2) To describe somoething very easy.
3) A very kick-ass band from Sacramento, CA. Very original sound, and a great live show. Current albums (in order) are: Motorcade of Generosity, Fashion Nugget, Prolonging the Magic, Comfort Eagle, and their newest album Pressure Chief.
1) Wow, that cake's delicious!
2) That test was cake and I didn't even study.
3) Cake is such an awesome band. I just came back from a concert of theirs and WOW!
by Matt October 17, 2004
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IL2

IL2, a Russian combat ground attack aircraft of World War 2. Highly armoured and armed it was the scurge of the german tank crews on the eastern front. Refered to as a flying tank because of its ability deflect cannon shells and sustain massive battle damage and still fly home. Sometimes german cannon rounds simply bounced off it's armour plate much to the disbelief of German aircrew.

Also the definitive World War Two air combat computer game simulation of the new millennium. All other try hard, shameful attempts to make a decent flight sim pale by comparison. Make coasters out of your other feeble kiddy flying games. Going back to them after IL2 will leave you needing a bucket to keep the chunder off the floor from the miserable excuse for entertainment and flight fidelity they pretend to give. Totally FUBAR why any other miserable being would attempt to emulate the mastery of World War Two air combat computer game simulation design that Maddox Games has demonstated with IL2 and it's stable mates!
man IL2 rox!

shit that IL2 wont die!

What tha! oh crap it's an IL2!
by Matt October 18, 2004
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