MatT's definitions

bomb head

(1) twat from hollyoaks
(2) Robert Thomas

whos plate is that,it must be bomb heads'

by Matt February 29, 2004

dizzle

The first name "Dave"

Dave Chappelle: What's up yall! My name is Dizzle.

by Matt February 29, 2004

gahm

Verb. To overly exaggerate and draw attention to ones self.

"Look at that guy screaming over there on the basketball court, he must have really got hurt."
"No he does it every week, he is just pulling a gahm."

by matt March 1, 2004

Extempreate

To fuck all one's present company in the face.

"Man.. Extempreate!"

by Matt March 1, 2004

sledge hammer

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

by matt March 2, 2004

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

jaggit

When eating at Pizza Hut with some friends and you attempt to call one of your lame friends a jerk and mid word switch your mind to faggit the word "jaggit" appears.

Shut up jaggit.
What the fuck's a jaggit?

by matt March 2, 2004