Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Master Schezwaldt

Gape drape

To enlarge an older woman's vagina hole until it resembles a well made sandwich. With extra meat on the bun.

Gave her the old gape drape. Pass the au jus.

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Schezwaldts always be holding the door. Wish I could make him mine.

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To know Beer. Also creeping people out while consuming beer.

Keep an eye on your beer... Shankov Sharrone!

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