Definitions by Master Of Cunts

nutfuckle 

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

nutfuckle by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

maccuntver 

An exceptionally skilled, talented and otherwise original cunt. That can make anything, anywhere with nothing but mastery of cunt.

Jamie was at home yesterday and made an AK-47 from office stationary. He is such a Maccuntver...

maccuntver by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

flaps 

Erstwhile and previously undisclosed girlfriend of Flipper the Friendly Dolphin

Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...

flaps by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

coin-op cunt 

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

coin-op cunt by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

Deep In The Hole

Act of being further, faster, harder, hotter and more extreme than any other.

Jamie: I hear they have not found Osama Bin Laden yet...
Friend: He is Deep In The Hole...

Deep In The Hole by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

untish untish untish

Core bass line for any techno rhythm. The harder and faster the music, the more disco bunnies it will attract. Subsequently the more disco bunnies the more disco biscuits appear and a far more extravagant example given.

Nightclub:'...untish untish untish....'
Passer-by: Fuck that club is rocking...lets duck in, grab a disco bunny and a face full of disco biscuits.
Friend: Fuckin'A

untish untish untish by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

sycf 

Shut - Your - Cunt - Flap

Mommy: ...I cant take any more...
Daddy: ...Sycf...

sycf by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008