(n) - the people who post bullshit advertisements in the margins of facebook, most commonly about the IQ of celebrities or about sexy christian girls, clearly violating christian principles, who are looking for men. Some other examples include how to make $5,000 a month while barely lifting a finger, or how finding the correct amount of triangles in a pattern will deem you smarter than 92.71% of Americans.
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 130! Oh my god I should click on this ad and find out what my IQ is!
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook scum...
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook scum...
by Master Exploder 69 February 04, 2009
(n) - A person who is so obsessive over President Barrack Obama's campaign, which has barely begun, that they are already devoting a large portion of their budget to fairly useless mementos.
Guy One: I heard Casey bought a ton of Obama coins, plates, pins, bumper stickers, t-shirts, and hats the other day.
Guy Two: Yea, he spent like three thousand dollars, what an Obama Zombie...
Guy Two: Yea, he spent like three thousand dollars, what an Obama Zombie...
by Master Exploder 69 January 21, 2009
Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?
Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!
Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!
by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009
(v) - When an actor/actress in a recurring role from a show you watch appears in a recurring role in a second show you watch without warning
Guy 1: "Heroes is looking good this season, huh?"
Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."
Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"
Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."
Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."
Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"
Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."
by Master Exploder 69 September 23, 2009
(n) - An unfortunate event, or series of unfortunate events, that completely fucks up your financial plans.
Guy One: Did you hear about Bob's house burning down the other day? That really sucks man.
Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.
Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.
by Master Exploder 69 February 03, 2009
Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.
Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?
Douchebag: No...
Guy Two: Then fuck off.
Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?
Douchebag: No...
Guy Two: Then fuck off.
by Master Exploder 69 March 01, 2009
(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.
Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!
Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!
Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!
by Master Exploder 69 April 17, 2009