Masta Dragon Red's definitions

Dead Piece

PN. Someone who cant neither give sexual pleasure nore oral pleasure

Dude: So what happened between you and her?

Dude2: She lied too much plus she was a dead piece.

by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004

demonic gas

Farts so foul smelling it gags the person farting, usually acquired by eating some form of mexican food mainly taco bell

Oh my god dude I gotta give you fair warning I got some demonic gas tonightI had a burrito from taco bell.

by masta dragon red March 8, 2010

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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004

929987

Wazzup for whan you page somebody

Self Explaining Numbnuts

by Masta Dragon Red August 24, 2004

Afro Engineered

Something Done Half-Assed Or Something Done So That It Works But Looks Fucked Up

See Also: jimmy rigged,nigger rigging,and nigger rig

Dude 1: Where did you learn to hook up a radio from?
Dude 2: I got a Degree In Afro Engineering.
Dude 1: It Shows.

by Masta Dragon Red November 19, 2004

country urinal

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch

damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.

by masta dragon red April 18, 2010

flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007