Afro Engineered

Something Done Half-Assed Or Something Done So That It Works But Looks Fucked Up

See Also: jimmy rigged,nigger rigging,and nigger rig

Dude 1: Where did you learn to hook up a radio from?
Dude 2: I got a Degree In Afro Engineering.
Dude 1: It Shows.

by Masta Dragon Red November 19, 2004

country urinal

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch

damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.

by masta dragon red April 18, 2010

flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 05, 2007

Locs Disease

Lack of Common Sense Disease
Symptoms are :
Lack Of Common Sense (obviously)
Goofy Look On Face ( Even When Being Serious )
Lack Of Attention

Some Experence:
Gay Tone In Voice
Extreme Hunger ( Even When Not Hungry )

Signs Start At Childhood... But Cure Is Still Unknown

Thanx Steve And Tirzah
The Truth Must Be Told !!!!

What Wrong With That Guy? Whys He Doing Things Ass Backwards?

Its Locs Disease.

by Masta Dragon Red January 11, 2008

Digital Locksmith

n&pn. Pretty much a hacker and or password cracker.

Girl: So What do you do for a living?
Boy: Im a digital locksmith.
Girl: Wow thats impressive.

by Masta Dragon Red June 22, 2004

Dead Fuck

PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....)

dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?

dude2: she was a dead fuck.

by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004

barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 01, 2010