Dead Piece

PN. Someone who cant neither give sexual pleasure nore oral pleasure
Dude: So what happened between you and her?

Dude2: She lied too much plus she was a dead piece.
by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004
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Dead Fuck

PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....)
dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?

dude2: she was a dead fuck.
by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004
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country urinal

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch
damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.
by masta dragon red April 19, 2010
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flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping
daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage
by Masta Dragon Red January 03, 2007
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Scifalufagus

An extremely horrible STD

Also can be mixture of many STD's mixed into 1.
She game me scifalufagus no doubt, imma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out
by Masta Dragon Red August 25, 2004
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drive by

when a girl quickly insert a finger in a mans ass during sex
dude:how'd ur girl get a broke nose?
dude2:she gave me a drive by and i didnt like it to good
by Masta Dragon Red June 26, 2004
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demonic gas

Farts so foul smelling it gags the person farting, usually acquired by eating some form of mexican food mainly taco bell
Oh my god dude I gotta give you fair warning I got some demonic gas tonightI had a burrito from taco bell.
by masta dragon red March 04, 2010
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