Masta Dragon Red's definitions

not dogs

a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)

had some hot dogs that were nasty the other day so i jus turned them into not dogs.

by masta dragon red April 12, 2010

country urinal

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch

damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.

by masta dragon red April 18, 2010

barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

semi-pussy whipped

Being pussy whipped without getting pussy

Guy1:He's been chasing that girl around fothat long and still hasn't got any?
Guy2: he's just semi-pussy whipped.

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

demonic gas

Farts so foul smelling it gags the person farting, usually acquired by eating some form of mexican food mainly taco bell

Oh my god dude I gotta give you fair warning I got some demonic gas tonightI had a burrito from taco bell.

by masta dragon red March 8, 2010

cinnilla nut

milkshake flavor made at sheetz when you mix cinnimon hazelnut in a vanilla milkshake

take 2 creamers of cinnimon hazel nut
mix into 1 vanilla milkshake
put into machine
after it done consume

cinnilla nut milkshake
Try it pussy

by Masta Dragon Red January 19, 2006

flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007