Definitions by Masta Dragon Red

country urinal 

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch

damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.

country urinal by masta dragon red April 18, 2010

not dogs 

a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)

had some hot dogs that were nasty the other day so i jus turned them into not dogs.

not dogs by masta dragon red April 12, 2010

demonic gas

Farts so foul smelling it gags the person farting, usually acquired by eating some form of mexican food mainly taco bell

Oh my god dude I gotta give you fair warning I got some demonic gas tonightI had a burrito from taco bell.

demonic gas by masta dragon red March 8, 2010

barking spider eggs 

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

barking spider eggs by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

semi-pussy whipped 

Being pussy whipped without getting pussy

Guy1:He's been chasing that girl around fothat long and still hasn't got any?
Guy2: he's just semi-pussy whipped.

semi-pussy whipped by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

Locs Disease 

Lack of Common Sense Disease
Symptoms are :
Lack Of Common Sense (obviously)
Goofy Look On Face ( Even When Being Serious )
Lack Of Attention

Some Experence:
Gay Tone In Voice
Extreme Hunger ( Even When Not Hungry )

Signs Start At Childhood... But Cure Is Still Unknown

Thanx Steve And Tirzah
The Truth Must Be Told !!!!

What Wrong With That Guy? Whys He Doing Things Ass Backwards?

Its Locs Disease.

Locs Disease by Masta Dragon Red January 11, 2008

porcupine

A woman that has really been around

comes from the phrase "if she had as many dicks on her as shes had in her she'd look like a porcupine"

damn dude u fucked mary too so did greg ,john, curtis, and about 15 other guys before them

yea that bitch is a porcupine for sure

porcupine by Masta Dragon Red June 18, 2007