Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Postprandiality
(noun) The state of being comfortably full after a meal, to the point where any slight physical movement is possible but not necessarily desired.
After that delicious feast, I settled into a state of postprandiality, feeling content and satisfied without any discomfort.
Postprandiality by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 24, 2023
Uwu envy
Uwu envy is essentially the same concept as Freud's penis envy, but applied to modern society's fixation with cuteness. Individuals experiencing uwu envy may harbor a sense of inferiority, where they subconsciously (or consciously) covet others who effortlessly exude the cute and innocent aesthetic of 'uwu.' It may initially manifest as a state of being intimidated or even a feeling of resentment towards those who fit the uwu aesthetic, often due to feeling out of the loop or disconnected from popular internet culture and the trends associated with it.
Unlike penis envy though, uwu envy is very easy to overcome. Overcoming one's uwu envy may involve a strong desire to assimilate the physical attributes, mannerisms, or online presence associated with cuteness, and may drive individuals to engage in attention-seeking behavior or adopt an infantile or anime-influenced aesthetic as a means of validation. More often than not, this typically involves changing your profile pic to a cute anime girl and using cute phrases and emojis such as ':3' and 'rawr'. Those with uwu envy are indistinguishable from those who genuinely co-opt uwu culture, the only difference being that, deep down, individuals with uwu envy do it as a sort of psychological compensatory mechanism.
Uwu envy is the troubling reflection of a young generation that prioritizes surface-level appearances over genuine self-acceptance, self-expression and emotional maturity, perpetuating a shallow aesthetics-based culture.
Unlike penis envy though, uwu envy is very easy to overcome. Overcoming one's uwu envy may involve a strong desire to assimilate the physical attributes, mannerisms, or online presence associated with cuteness, and may drive individuals to engage in attention-seeking behavior or adopt an infantile or anime-influenced aesthetic as a means of validation. More often than not, this typically involves changing your profile pic to a cute anime girl and using cute phrases and emojis such as ':3' and 'rawr'. Those with uwu envy are indistinguishable from those who genuinely co-opt uwu culture, the only difference being that, deep down, individuals with uwu envy do it as a sort of psychological compensatory mechanism.
Uwu envy is the troubling reflection of a young generation that prioritizes surface-level appearances over genuine self-acceptance, self-expression and emotional maturity, perpetuating a shallow aesthetics-based culture.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person A: I noticed that Sarah changed her profile picture to a cute anime girl and is always using 'uwu' in her messages. It's like she's trying so hard to be cute all the time.
Person B: Yeah, she's got a serious case of uwu envy.
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EXAMPLE 2: Me. I have uwu envy.
Person A: I noticed that Sarah changed her profile picture to a cute anime girl and is always using 'uwu' in her messages. It's like she's trying so hard to be cute all the time.
Person B: Yeah, she's got a serious case of uwu envy.
_______________
EXAMPLE 2: Me. I have uwu envy.
Uwu envy by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 24, 2023
As per my previous email
This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.
Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........
As per my previous email by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2023
BreadTube
BreadTube (noun): A group of online content creators who produce videos about socialist politics, economics, and bread recipes. The term comes from the idea that these creators are producing content that is as essential to life as bread itself. BreadTubers are known for their love of puns, their disdain for capitalism, and their tendency to dress up like bread loaves in their videos. They often use elaborate metaphors involving bread and baking to explain complex political concepts, making their content accessible to even the most gluten-intolerant viewers. If you're looking to learn about Marxism and sourdough, BreadTube is the place to be.
Clarence: Say Arthur, have you have you ever heard of BreadTube? I keep hearing the young folks talking about it.
Arthur: Yes I have, Clarence. BreadTube is a group of online socialist content creators who produce videos about politics and bread recipes. Their videos are as essential to life as bread itself, or so they say.
Clarence: Hmm, I'm not sure I quite understand. What does socialism have to do with bread?
Arthur: Well, according to BreadTubers, the workers who produce bread should have control over the means of production. They argue that bread should be produced for the benefit of all, not just for the profit of a few. In other words, they want to seize the means of dough production.
Clarence: Seize the means of dough production? Ha! That's a good one. I don't think I'll be taking bread-making advice from a bunch of communists anytime soon.
Arthur: Yes I have, Clarence. BreadTube is a group of online socialist content creators who produce videos about politics and bread recipes. Their videos are as essential to life as bread itself, or so they say.
Clarence: Hmm, I'm not sure I quite understand. What does socialism have to do with bread?
Arthur: Well, according to BreadTubers, the workers who produce bread should have control over the means of production. They argue that bread should be produced for the benefit of all, not just for the profit of a few. In other words, they want to seize the means of dough production.
Clarence: Seize the means of dough production? Ha! That's a good one. I don't think I'll be taking bread-making advice from a bunch of communists anytime soon.
BreadTube by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 7, 2023
1) "Dammit my PC is running so slow, I really need to upgrade the RAM"
2) "People often use PC language when referring to people with disabilities"
3) "Don't forget to include your P.C. in the address so the package can be delivered correctly"
4) "I'll catch up with you later, man. Pc!"
2) "People often use PC language when referring to people with disabilities"
3) "Don't forget to include your P.C. in the address so the package can be delivered correctly"
4) "I'll catch up with you later, man. Pc!"
PC by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 3, 2023
TOS
TOS is short for Terms Of Service. Often used in conjunction with twitch, where someone or something violates the terms of service on twitch.
In-game dialogue: *says the n-word*
Streamer: TOS?!?!?!?!!?
Chat: TOS!!!!! POGCRAZY
(as you can see this means something violates with the terms of service)
Streamer: TOS?!?!?!?!!?
Chat: TOS!!!!! POGCRAZY
(as you can see this means something violates with the terms of service)
TOS by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 3, 2023
Cumbrain
Brian: Ayoooo guess whose feet I just scored!?
Tom: For the last time Brian, stop asking random girls for feet pics and go touch some grass you cumbrain.
Tom: For the last time Brian, stop asking random girls for feet pics and go touch some grass you cumbrain.
Cumbrain by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 28, 2023