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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 5, 2022
It's a funny dysphemism for COVID-19 that rolls off the tongue quite easily.
(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)
(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 17, 2022
A pointless bastardization of the existing interjectory word "oh" (in the positive sense).
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it sounds more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Most exclusively used by Gen Z age groups, especially on platforms like discord.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it sounds more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Most exclusively used by Gen Z age groups, especially on platforms like discord.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
Me: Ouuuu your red pedicure is so gorgeous! 😍😍
Girl: Ou thank you! 🥰
Me: Gosh they're so beautiful I wanna kiss your toes soooo baddd🥵🥵
Girl: I-
Girl: Ou thank you! 🥰
Me: Gosh they're so beautiful I wanna kiss your toes soooo baddd🥵🥵
Girl: I-
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 5, 2022
A rather pointless bastardization of the existing word "oh" (in the positive sense).
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it's meant to sound more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it's meant to sound more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 17, 2022
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021
When you meet a guy whose small scrawny appearance makes you think their pp is small, but in reality they possess a gargantua, thus prompting the fitting name 'dinosaur chicken nugget'.
Person 1: Yo I just saw this small scrawny looking dude at the gym locker room, and when he stripped naked I was shocked that his dick was actually a dinosaur chicken nugget!
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.
Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).
Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 9, 2022