Big Comfy Couch

The Big Comfy Couch is a Canadian kids TV show that aired between 1992 to 2006. It is also occasionally used as a euphemism for Big Caucasian Cock.
Bf: Wanna come sit on my big comfy couch tonight?
Gf: Sure thing babe!
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🫦

You will probably only see a square for now on most phones, but when more devices get the latest emojis it will turn into a biting lip.
Me: Hey 🫦🫦
Her: Hi :)
Me: Oh, I guess you don't have that emoji yet, heh
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 25, 2021
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his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.
Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 04, 2021
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Telegram

Exactly what KKito said. However, while Telegram may seem like an instant messaging platform, it is more often used as a resource hub for valuable stuff pertaining to a specific niche. It is a bit like Microsoft Teams where you can upload files and it shows up inside a file tab, and everyone within the group can download the files.

When you join any Telegram group, the first place you should check is the group's Files tab. Who knows what sort of treasure you can find in there.
1) Christopher joined a random telegram group and found rare copies of celeb nudes from The Fappening
2) Charles joined a telegram group pertaining to Wii games and found a bunch of rare Wii ROMs in its files tab
3) Jesse joined many telegram groups but never talked in any of them. He was mostly there for the miscellaneous files/software that various users uploaded.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 07, 2022
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy

A comedian and former actor, president Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the hero we need in this godforsaken world.
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Applesauce

Taylor: Remember back when our moms used to pack us applesauce in our lunch bags?
Jesse: Lol ye, brings back childhood memories
*Taylor and Jesse proceed to crack open some applesauce with the boys*
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Alibaba

The Chinese wholesale site where most consumer brands get their merchandise from. Also named after the multibillion dollar company that created the site.
Scummy businesses often buy cheap merchandise from Alibaba, slap their logo on them, and then solely rely on catchy marketing tactics and social media to hype their product up.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 04, 2023
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