Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian's definitions
Tf is with all these stupid ass definitions. Cmon y'all let's be real here, bok choy is a vegetable, a type of Chinese cabbage to be precise. When translated from Cantonese, it literally means "white vegetable".
It is not just endemic to China, but to the rest of Southeast Asia. You will find it in many Chinese dishes as well as Korean dishes. And it is in fact quite delicious (light to the palate) and far less odorous compared to ordinary cabbage, brussel sprouts, and even broccoli.
Technically the only right definition here is from IkEe, just minus the lame shit he said afterwards. And Un Jong Kim over there is just trolling real hard.
It is not just endemic to China, but to the rest of Southeast Asia. You will find it in many Chinese dishes as well as Korean dishes. And it is in fact quite delicious (light to the palate) and far less odorous compared to ordinary cabbage, brussel sprouts, and even broccoli.
Technically the only right definition here is from IkEe, just minus the lame shit he said afterwards. And Un Jong Kim over there is just trolling real hard.
Midway Convo
Sarah: Oh okay
Alice: So what're you having for dinner tonight?
Sarah: Just thinking about whipping up some Caesar salad with roasted brussel sprouts
Alice: Ugh I hate brussel sprouts. Do you actually enjoy eating them though, especially roasted?
Sarah: Eh it's alright
Alice: Girl what you need is bok choy. It's much less bitter-tasting than brussel sprouts and has absolutely no nasty smell to it. It's very light and crispy, perfect for a salad.
Sarah: Boy choy? Never heard of it.
Alice: ... you serious? Man I need to take you to the Chinese supermarket!
Sarah: Hahaha okay, I will definitely buy some when I'm at the supermarket tomorrow.
Sarah: Oh okay
Alice: So what're you having for dinner tonight?
Sarah: Just thinking about whipping up some Caesar salad with roasted brussel sprouts
Alice: Ugh I hate brussel sprouts. Do you actually enjoy eating them though, especially roasted?
Sarah: Eh it's alright
Alice: Girl what you need is bok choy. It's much less bitter-tasting than brussel sprouts and has absolutely no nasty smell to it. It's very light and crispy, perfect for a salad.
Sarah: Boy choy? Never heard of it.
Alice: ... you serious? Man I need to take you to the Chinese supermarket!
Sarah: Hahaha okay, I will definitely buy some when I'm at the supermarket tomorrow.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2020
Get the Bok choymug. 1) A mode on smartphones and computers that you turn on to block incoming notifications and sounds.
2) A profile status on social platforms like discord which implies that they're busy and won't respond to ur DMs. Don't be fooled though, as ironically most people on discord with a DND status are actually readily available to chat. What's even more ironic is that people with a green circle status are least likely to respond back. You'd think that red means away and green means active, well apparently it's the complete opposite on discord... 🤷 ♀️
2) A profile status on social platforms like discord which implies that they're busy and won't respond to ur DMs. Don't be fooled though, as ironically most people on discord with a DND status are actually readily available to chat. What's even more ironic is that people with a green circle status are least likely to respond back. You'd think that red means away and green means active, well apparently it's the complete opposite on discord... 🤷 ♀️
1) Emmy turned on do not disturb mode on her Pixel 7 so that she could concreate on studying.
2) Friend 1: Is it only me who notices that discord ppl with do not disturb mode on are more available to chat than those seemingly "online"?
Friend 2: Nah man I notice it too
Friend 3: Same here
Friend 1: Huh. What an interesting phenomenon.
2) Friend 1: Is it only me who notices that discord ppl with do not disturb mode on are more available to chat than those seemingly "online"?
Friend 2: Nah man I notice it too
Friend 3: Same here
Friend 1: Huh. What an interesting phenomenon.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 3, 2023
Get the Do Not Disturbmug. The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
Get the Headphone Jackmug. A malignant cancer to all of mankind. Something that should perish from the face of the Earth. So far the only remedy for taboola are adblockers.
Guy 1: Hey bad news, I got Taboola
Guy 2: That's fucking sucks man, don't you have adblocker?
Guy 1: Nah I'm on mobile
Guy 2: ):
Guy 2: That's fucking sucks man, don't you have adblocker?
Guy 1: Nah I'm on mobile
Guy 2: ):
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2023
Get the Taboolamug. A vtuber (mainly on twitch) who likes to engage with their viewers in a very lewd way. Their model may or may not be lewd, but the focus is primarily drawn on stuff like giving viewers an affectionate "girlfriend experience", lewd conversation themes and amusing banter derived from it. ASMR is a popular format for lewdtubers. Feet is often a reoccurring subject matter in these sorts of streams due to it being highly memeable. Some are genuinely lewd and has a wishlist full of sex toys, while others are lewd for shits and giggles.
It is interesting to note that—at least in my POV—some lewdtubers, especially those who do ASMR, often blur the line between lewd and comfy. Some seemingly brand themselves as comfy and cozy, yet carry over obvious lewd elements which the vtuber never explicitly admits to doing (e.g. an asmr vtuber who offers to tuck their viewers into bed while moaning and speaking in a mommy voice). In this case, they are definitely lewdtubers even if not communicated explicitly.
It is interesting to note that—at least in my POV—some lewdtubers, especially those who do ASMR, often blur the line between lewd and comfy. Some seemingly brand themselves as comfy and cozy, yet carry over obvious lewd elements which the vtuber never explicitly admits to doing (e.g. an asmr vtuber who offers to tuck their viewers into bed while moaning and speaking in a mommy voice). In this case, they are definitely lewdtubers even if not communicated explicitly.
Mrs Puff: Now tell me class, what do you want to become as a grown up?
Mrs Puff: Yes Timmy?
Timmy: I wanna become a lewdtuber!
Mrs Puff: Oh haha nic—YOU WANNA WHAT
Mrs Puff: Yes Timmy?
Timmy: I wanna become a lewdtuber!
Mrs Puff: Oh haha nic—YOU WANNA WHAT
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 16, 2022
Get the Lewdtubermug. Some stupid shit that skanky ass e-girls do to a binaural microphone. It is often wrongly labelled as asmr when in reality it's just erotica (FYI erotic asmr ≠ asmr). Call it asmr all you want, but the entire asmr community would beg to differ.
Ear licking is NOT asmr. To categorize ear licking as asmr is an utter insult towards the entire asmr community and misrepresents ASMR's raison d'etre.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 25, 2021
Get the Ear lickingmug. Throwing a massive tantrum to the point of both physical and mental exhaustion of the tantrum-er.
Most commonly seen in kids under the age of 9. Can also happen to adults who have anger issues (which could be quite devastating).
Most commonly seen in kids under the age of 9. Can also happen to adults who have anger issues (which could be quite devastating).
When little Johnny came out of his room to find his parents gone, he started to weep and cry. When their parents shortly came back, little Johnny was furious in tears and started screaming and wailing at them with all his might. Soon after 10 minutes he was so tired from all the screaming that he felt dizzy and collapsed onto the floor. Little Johnny just had an outrage fatigue.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2020
Get the Outrage fatiguemug.