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The one definition that said INFPs are "predictable" and has "poor understanding of psychology" could not be more wrong. Clearly whoever wrote that definition has not even the slightest clue of how to interpret the MBTI.
In reality, INFPs have an excellent understanding of human psychology. Usually all the NFs do (including INTJ, INFJ, INTP). INFPs are very proficient at seeing the true motives and intentions within people, they just keep it to themselves due to their Fi.
And INFPs? Predictable? Nonsense! Due to their perceiving type (as opposed to judging), INFPs can be some of the most spontaneous people you could ever meet. This means that INFPs absolutely HATE predictable routines and function most optimally when doing something different for a change. Those with judging types are the predictable boring ones.
INFPs by nature are NOT opportunists. Unlike an INTJ, they do NOT actively go around and seek for opportunities. They care more about authenticity rather than getting the best out of a situation. They only accept opportunities when it comes to them naturally. In other words, INFPs are the least likely ones to buy something just because it's on sale, or post something on social media just for the likes. They're the ones who tend to buy expensive organic produce as it aligns with their values.
Lastly, it is important to note that INFPs are very good at handling their own emotions. This is why INFPs are often the givers of emotional support rather than receivers.
In reality, INFPs have an excellent understanding of human psychology. Usually all the NFs do (including INTJ, INFJ, INTP). INFPs are very proficient at seeing the true motives and intentions within people, they just keep it to themselves due to their Fi.
And INFPs? Predictable? Nonsense! Due to their perceiving type (as opposed to judging), INFPs can be some of the most spontaneous people you could ever meet. This means that INFPs absolutely HATE predictable routines and function most optimally when doing something different for a change. Those with judging types are the predictable boring ones.
INFPs by nature are NOT opportunists. Unlike an INTJ, they do NOT actively go around and seek for opportunities. They care more about authenticity rather than getting the best out of a situation. They only accept opportunities when it comes to them naturally. In other words, INFPs are the least likely ones to buy something just because it's on sale, or post something on social media just for the likes. They're the ones who tend to buy expensive organic produce as it aligns with their values.
Lastly, it is important to note that INFPs are very good at handling their own emotions. This is why INFPs are often the givers of emotional support rather than receivers.
There was once an INFP named Jenny who befriended a boy who had low self-esteem. She was very kind, she understood exactly how the boy felt and made him feel valid. Meanwhile his INTJ father just gave him a bunch of practical advice on how to make more friends in school, something the boy already knew and didn't help him at all.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021
Get the INFPmug. 1) Damn, I really need to get rid of all this dickum, it's starting to smell down there
2)
Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.
2)
Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 19, 2021
Get the dickummug. Throwing a massive tantrum to the point of both physical and mental exhaustion of the tantrum-er.
Most commonly seen in kids under the age of 9. Can also happen to adults who have anger issues (which could be quite devastating).
Most commonly seen in kids under the age of 9. Can also happen to adults who have anger issues (which could be quite devastating).
When little Johnny came out of his room to find his parents gone, he started to weep and cry. When their parents shortly came back, little Johnny was furious in tears and started screaming and wailing at them with all his might. Soon after 10 minutes he was so tired from all the screaming that he felt dizzy and collapsed onto the floor. Little Johnny just had an outrage fatigue.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2020
Get the Outrage fatiguemug. Some stupid shit that skanky ass e-girls do to a binaural microphone. It is often wrongly labelled as asmr when in reality it's just erotica (FYI erotic asmr ≠ asmr). Call it asmr all you want, but the entire asmr community would beg to differ.
Ear licking is NOT asmr. To categorize ear licking as asmr is an utter insult towards the entire asmr community and misrepresents ASMR's raison d'etre.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 25, 2021
Get the Ear lickingmug. Wam could mean anything, but the definition I was looking for is the abbreviation for the sexual kink known as "Wet And Messy". Apparently it's been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).
Basically the premise is that some people (me) find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous and slimy consistency, such as honey, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
Basically the premise is that some people (me) find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous and slimy consistency, such as honey, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
My journey with WAM began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022
Get the WAMmug. What the term "manspreading" should have been.
When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.
When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.
Me: I hate it when people leg spread on a crowded bus.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021
Get the leg spreadingmug. Psuedo-intelligence is intelligence not derived from the understanding of knowledge, but from the wise and clever things that you hear other people say or do. Basically it is a form of social learning where you learn how to come off as seemingly intelligent but not actually so.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 1, 2021
Get the Psuedo-intelligencemug.