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Blue Lives Matter 

Blue Lives Matter (abbreviated BLM) is a grassroots social movement that aims to empower Smurfs and to eliminate all discriminatory practices against Smurfs. It was established in early 2018 when two Smurfs got jumped by police officers because they were allegedly causing a ruckus on the streets (when in fact they were just singing and dancing). After the incident happened, people took to Twitter to express their animosity against what these police officers did, and thus the #BlueLivesMatter hashtag was born.

"Doesn't matter whether you are white, black, brown, or blue, everybody should be treated equally no matter what. The fact that two of our own had to experience such unwarranted discrimination is just outrageous. #Blue Lives Matter"
-Papa Smurf on Twitter | 8:21 PM - 26 February 2018

Blue Lives Matter by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 29, 2020

That awkward moment when

A meme-y phrase that was extremely popular back around 2012 due to its versatility. Modern usage is more or less the same, but it is now commonly replaced with the newer phrase "that feeling when".

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

That awkward moment when by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 28, 2020

Being yourself 

An act that gives you power over your life. It should be permitted at all costs.

Me: I wanna be like the other kids

Her: Being yourself is the best you can be

Being yourself by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

Scab 

Your body's own version of band-aid

Mom: Don't peel off that scab. Like a band-aid, it will fall off eventually.

Scab by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

Swiper no swiping 

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.

Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!

Swiper no swiping by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

go awf 

It means to go fuck yourself, but in a more nicer way.

Person 1: Hey bud, can you do me a favor?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Go awf yourself. Thanks! ^-^

go awf by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2020

Being yourself 

An act that gives you power over your life. It should be permitted at all costs.

Me: I wanna be like the other kids

Her: Being yourself is the best you can be

Being yourself by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 16, 2020