When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.
My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
Get the Lack Toast and Taller Rent mug.This is a catch-all word to express something that's really good, pleasant, cool, etc. It can be used to describe a fancy new car, a 5-star hotel, fine looking ass, delicious food, anything really.
Example 1:
"Man this tropical resort do be bussin, they literally have everything!"
Example 2:
"Yo do you see that ass over there?"
"Yeee, that ass is bussin"
Example 3:
"Grandma's baked mac n cheese is hella bussin"
"Man this tropical resort do be bussin, they literally have everything!"
Example 2:
"Yo do you see that ass over there?"
"Yeee, that ass is bussin"
Example 3:
"Grandma's baked mac n cheese is hella bussin"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021
Get the bussin mug.A post-2016 slang term that was stupid and uncool until the game Among Us appeared in 2020 and made it cool again. Should only be used with reference to Among Us, any usage outside of that is just cringe. But to be fair I guess most people who say "sus" nowadays have among us in their minds, so ig it's fine.
Someone in 2017: This guy who dmed me is sus
Me in 2017: Stfu stop saying sus, that term is so stupid.
Someone in 2021: This guy who dmed me is sus
Me in 2021: Dang he must be the imposter.
Me in 2017: Stfu stop saying sus, that term is so stupid.
Someone in 2021: This guy who dmed me is sus
Me in 2021: Dang he must be the imposter.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 08, 2021
Get the sus mug.An absolute dogshit of a president, and that's a fact. Go read literally every definition here to see why this dude was a real phony and scumbag. Those who keep writing good definitions of him will keep on being downvoted indefinitely.
Ronald Reagan the type of dude who would promote decadent consumerism and large-scale industrialism (ร la laissez faire) while downplaying serious issues such as climate change, the income gap, and social equity and welfare in general. A reagan society would be a dystopian one where the middle-class and the lower-class live in atrociously different environments.
He is that type of villain in a dystopian movie who appears to be outwardly friendly and good-hearted towards his citizens but in reality he is a cunning deceitful SOB who takes advantage of them.
He is that type of villain in a dystopian movie who appears to be outwardly friendly and good-hearted towards his citizens but in reality he is a cunning deceitful SOB who takes advantage of them.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2021
Get the Ronald Reagan mug.Basically just another term for friends with benefits, where the relationship only consists of fucking and nothing else.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 21, 2021
Get the fuckship mug.A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.
In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.
Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.
After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.
You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.
After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.
You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 07, 2021
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The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.
Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.
Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.
If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐".
The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.
Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.
Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.
If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐".
Person 1: The left can't meme!
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is ๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is ๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022
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