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And I was like baby baby baby ohhh 

To answer the other poster, that song is baby by justin bieber. It's the most infamous line that can cause malignant cancer to anybody who listens to it.
*walks in*
Dad: Hey son watcha doin, wait a minute isn't that Ba-
Bluetooth speaker: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH

Dad: Well fuck, now I have cancer.

Corona mass ejaculation 

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.
When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.

Flight attendant 

The epitome of quality customer service. What all customer representatives should be like in every realm of business.
The way Jane was treated by the flight attendants was far superior to the "professional service" she received when she called her ISP to cancel her internet plan.
The Chinese wholesale site where most consumer brands get their merchandise from. Also named after the multibillion dollar company that created the site.
Scummy businesses often buy cheap merchandise from Alibaba, slap their logo on them, and then solely rely on catchy marketing tactics and social media to hype their product up.
An English word that for some damn reason sounds incorrect to our brain, is not listed as a word, gets spellchecked, but yet is perfectly correct grammar-wise.

Why it's not an officially recognized word (while its plural form is) is beyond me.

For example, in the sentence "the Church themself stated that...", the Church is a single entity and therefore can be used in its singular form.
Guy 1: You know what's even more stupid than Elon's tweets?

Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The fact that themself is not officially recognized as a word.
Guy 2: Frfr bro
A scummy brand that's making money by paying content creators en masse to promote their shit ass earbuds that they probably got off of Alibaba.

It's basically like the earbud equivalent to RAID shadow legends, but even that would be inaccurate as RAID is a decent game at the very least. Meanwhile the only thing Raycon earbuds have going is their packaging. Unless you like gobs of bass with absolutely no treble, the audio quality is a literal dollop of shit.

What a fucking joke.

See also: Rayconned, Rayconning
Person 1: "Have you heard about those Raycon earbuds?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean those shitty excuse of earbuds from that scummy brand that pay influencers to hype them up? Yeah, I've heard of them."

Bank Account 

This server is so empty right now, just like my bank account