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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 04, 2022
Get the Volodymyr Zelenskyy mug.Not sure if everyone's just from the states, because here in Canada the IHOP restaurants are an absolute ripoff and scam!
A typical breakfast meal for four can cost you well over $150. Just one ordinary omelette costs $34. Five run-of-the-mill pancakes costs $18.
Excuse me but wtf!?!???
Just go read the Google Maps reviews for IHOP in the Niagara Falls region and you can see the countless reviews and pictures of the food. The quality is really nothing special, subpar even. And the portions are small.
There are plenty of other great brunch places in Canada, both local and large franchises, that serve better tasting food for MUCH less.
IHOP? More like I AVOID!
A typical breakfast meal for four can cost you well over $150. Just one ordinary omelette costs $34. Five run-of-the-mill pancakes costs $18.
Excuse me but wtf!?!???
Just go read the Google Maps reviews for IHOP in the Niagara Falls region and you can see the countless reviews and pictures of the food. The quality is really nothing special, subpar even. And the portions are small.
There are plenty of other great brunch places in Canada, both local and large franchises, that serve better tasting food for MUCH less.
IHOP? More like I AVOID!
Him: Wanna go to IHOP?
Her: Sure! I could totally use some pancakes rn
Meanwhile in Canada....
Guy 1: BRO! I just got robbed by IHOP!
Guy 2: Oh no how much did you lose?
Guy 1: Over 150!! The food looked so sad, was like as if they microwaved it, and they didn't even give us bacon with our eggs
Guy 2: That sucks man, sounds like the worst brunch place ever.
Her: Sure! I could totally use some pancakes rn
Meanwhile in Canada....
Guy 1: BRO! I just got robbed by IHOP!
Guy 2: Oh no how much did you lose?
Guy 1: Over 150!! The food looked so sad, was like as if they microwaved it, and they didn't even give us bacon with our eggs
Guy 2: That sucks man, sounds like the worst brunch place ever.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 07, 2022
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Get the Aspic mug.The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.
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What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021
Get the Matcha mug.Before COVID was a thing, Wuhan was actually quite a nice city. Located in the central region of China, Wuhan is the capital city of the Hubei province and has a population of over 11 million.
This city has a rich history left by ancient Chinese dynasties so you will find many historical structures such as the Yellow Crane Tower.
The city is also situated right beside Yangtze River, the 3rd longest river in the world. The Yangtze River Bridge is also located here, and is the world's 2nd longest suspension bridge.
As for cuisine, Wuhan is mostly known for its soups and noodle dishes.
Though, Wuhan may be the last place you'd want to be during the summer, as temperatures get scorching hot.
This city has a rich history left by ancient Chinese dynasties so you will find many historical structures such as the Yellow Crane Tower.
The city is also situated right beside Yangtze River, the 3rd longest river in the world. The Yangtze River Bridge is also located here, and is the world's 2nd longest suspension bridge.
As for cuisine, Wuhan is mostly known for its soups and noodle dishes.
Though, Wuhan may be the last place you'd want to be during the summer, as temperatures get scorching hot.
Pre-COVID Wuhan: *lively busy atmosphere with many street attractions to see*
Post-COVID Wuhan: *cricket noises*
Post-COVID Wuhan: *cricket noises*
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Get the Wuhan mug.Gherkins are pickles but the tiny kind. Hence, it is used as a metaphor for a tiny penis. May be used liberally.
Bill: Hey watcha doing Tom
Tom: Oh nothin bill, just jerkin the gherkin
Girl 1: Last night we bathed nude together and I found out he has a gherkin
Girl 2: Nice
Tom: Oh nothin bill, just jerkin the gherkin
Girl 1: Last night we bathed nude together and I found out he has a gherkin
Girl 2: Nice
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