Generally, this is really just a fancy term for an essay. Alternatively, it can be used for an essay that's too good to be called an essay (especially if it's a rather grandiose critique on something).
1) Mom: Why you still up at 4am?
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow
2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow
2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2020
Some stupid shit that skanky ass e-girls do to a binaural microphone. It is often wrongly labelled as asmr when in reality it's just erotica (FYI erotic asmr ≠ asmr). Call it asmr all you want, but the entire asmr community would beg to differ.
Ear licking is NOT asmr. To categorize ear licking as asmr is an utter insult towards the entire asmr community and misrepresents ASMR's raison d'etre.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 25, 2021
1) Damn, I really need to get rid of all this dickum, it's starting to smell down there
2)
Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.
2)
Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 19, 2021
Throwing a massive tantrum to the point of both physical and mental exhaustion of the tantrum-er.
Most commonly seen in kids under the age of 9. Can also happen to adults who have anger issues (which could be quite devastating).
Most commonly seen in kids under the age of 9. Can also happen to adults who have anger issues (which could be quite devastating).
When little Johnny came out of his room to find his parents gone, he started to weep and cry. When their parents shortly came back, little Johnny was furious in tears and started screaming and wailing at them with all his might. Soon after 10 minutes he was so tired from all the screaming that he felt dizzy and collapsed onto the floor. Little Johnny just had an outrage fatigue.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 04, 2020
A vtuber (mainly on twitch) who likes to engage with their viewers in a very lewd way. Their model may or may not be lewd, but the focus is primarily drawn on stuff like giving viewers an affectionate "girlfriend experience", lewd conversation themes and amusing banter derived from it. ASMR is a popular format for lewdtubers. Feet is often a reoccurring subject matter in these sorts of streams due to it being highly memeable. Some are genuinely lewd and has a wishlist full of sex toys, while others are lewd for shits and giggles.
It is interesting to note that—at least in my POV—some lewdtubers, especially those who do ASMR, often blur the line between lewd and comfy. Some seemingly brand themselves as comfy and cozy, yet carry over obvious lewd elements which the vtuber never explicitly admits to doing (e.g. an asmr vtuber who offers to tuck their viewers into bed while moaning and speaking in a mommy voice). In this case, they are definitely lewdtubers even if not communicated explicitly.
It is interesting to note that—at least in my POV—some lewdtubers, especially those who do ASMR, often blur the line between lewd and comfy. Some seemingly brand themselves as comfy and cozy, yet carry over obvious lewd elements which the vtuber never explicitly admits to doing (e.g. an asmr vtuber who offers to tuck their viewers into bed while moaning and speaking in a mommy voice). In this case, they are definitely lewdtubers even if not communicated explicitly.
Mrs Puff: Now tell me class, what do you want to become as a grown up?
Mrs Puff: Yes Timmy?
Timmy: I wanna become a lewdtuber!
Mrs Puff: Oh haha nic—YOU WANNA WHAT
Mrs Puff: Yes Timmy?
Timmy: I wanna become a lewdtuber!
Mrs Puff: Oh haha nic—YOU WANNA WHAT
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 16, 2022
A malignant cancer to all of mankind. Something that should perish from the face of the Earth. So far the only remedy for taboola are adblockers.
Guy 1: Hey bad news, I got Taboola
Guy 2: That's fucking sucks man, don't you have adblocker?
Guy 1: Nah I'm on mobile
Guy 2: ):
Guy 2: That's fucking sucks man, don't you have adblocker?
Guy 1: Nah I'm on mobile
Guy 2: ):
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2023
A lubricating fluid secreted from the mouth. Saliva is tasteless in the mouth but smells nasty as fuck when dried on the skin or on your pillow case. Despite how icky saliva smells externally, it is a very popular choice as a personal lubricant (and the only possible choice of lubricant in fellatio).
(Friend 1 invites Friend 2 over for the night)
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 06, 2021