VPN

1) The most essential service for mainly two things: unblocking websites in school, and bypassing China's firewall.
2) The most heavily publicized sponsors of every YouTube video, ever.
1) Jamie used his VPN service to bypass the school's filter so he could talk to his friends via Discord.
2) Speaking of privacy, I'd like to give a quick shoutout to Surfshark VPN for sponsoring today's video.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 08, 2022
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Lucky Patcher

A very powerful tool for rooted Android devices. Can completely obliterate all ads and annoying popups within any app or game. So powerful that Google themselves will urge you to delete it.

It is also more widely known for obtaining in-app purchases for free.
Me: *installs Lucky Patcher*
All ads and popups: *instantly vaporizes into thin air*
Me: THANK GOD, now I don't have to endure another one of those stupid "YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS LEVEL!!!" ads
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 10, 2021
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Mat Zo

One of the greatest and most talented (yet underrated) electronic music producer of this century. Mat Zo earned his fame within the trance scene during the late 00s, where he was praised for his new modern take on progressive trance.

Jono Grant, co-founder of the label Anjunabeats (where Mat Zo's most famous works reside), recalled in a Reddit AMA that Mat Zo was one of the biggest influences to him and to trance music. But Mat wasn't just a one trick pony, he had so much more creative potential than just trance, and so gradually his music expanded to include influences from all sorts of genres. House, prog house, funk, dubstep, drum and bass, garage, breakbeat, you name it. His tendency to blend genres together, as well as incorporating his own wits and idiosyncratic touches, makes his music a one-of-a-kind.

In 2013, he released his album Damage Control, which imo is the pinnacle of Mat Zo. This album contains a diverse palette of musical styles and really reflects Mat's true creative potential. The most well-received song in this album is Easy, a collaboration with renowned producer Porter Robinson. But really all the songs are soo good! His second biggest album, Self Assemble, was released in 2016 where his creativity continued to shine. Now, he is not as prominent anymore, but sometimes makes an appearance on the face of Anjuna every now and then.
Me: What are your favorite artists?
Her: Billie Eilish, Drake, Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Marshmello, DJ Khaled (etc.)
Me: But have you heard of Mat Zo?
Her: Nope
Me: Geez louise! You need to cleanse your ears right now with his songs!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 05, 2022
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Hands Free Orgasm

The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.

Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.

Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
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Ou

A rather pointless bastardization of the existing word "oh" (in the positive sense).

It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it's meant to sound more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.

Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
Me: Ouuuu your pedi is so gorgeous!
Girl: Ou thank you!
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glossy top coat

A clear lacquer that dries to a smooth hard glossy finish. The term is applicable in many scopes (e.g. furniture), but it's mostly in reference to nail polishes.

When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!
Abigail: Hey girl how's it g— OMG was is that??
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af šŸ˜
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ļ½‡ļ½Œļ½ļ½“ļ½“ļ½™ ļ½”ļ½ļ½ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½”
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
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Content Creator

What technoblade was before he succumbed to cancer on June 30th 2022.
Legends never die. Technoblade was a legend and one of the best content creators to ever grace humanity. Therefore, Technoblade never dies. o7
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