fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

When ur just tryna study for your finals but the damn kids outside AND above your floor are being so fucking annoying.

me: *trying really hard to study*
the kids living above me: *makes loud thumping noises*
me: f.........
the kids outside: *screaming and yelling*
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 08, 2022

Crymax

Sex that feels so incredibly good that you start to tear up from the overwhelming pleasure during the edge of climaxing.

The term doesn't necessarily have to apply to sex. Could be anything that gets you off or that pleasures the senses.

Man, that cheeseburger from the gourmet restaurant was so fucking good that I started to crymax after savoring just one bite.

Jenna pandered his boyfriend's foot fetish by letting him worship her feet. Minutes later he crymaxed so hard from the overwhelming sense of euphoria.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 16, 2021

Have my babies

An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.

It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)

"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."

"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."

"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

😬

I always thought this face is used when someone says or does something that makes you cringe or wanna say 'yikes'. Can also be applied to awkward social situations that leave you speechless, like when someone does a faux pas.

guy on the street: *drops his popsicle on the ground but picks it up and continues eating it*
me: 😬

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2022

Hope this helps

What someone says in return when you ask them a seemingly innocent favor.

Me: Hey Jen, do you mind if you can send me a picture of your naked body? I am currently studying the anatomy of the female body in my physiology class and need a good body to study on.

Jen: Yeah sure!!!

*sends picture of her naked body*

Jen: Hope this helps!

Me: Oh it helped alright...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020

🥰

For girls this emoji is as innocent as a sweet summer child, but for guys it's a whole different story. And for all the real degenerates out there, it can get used in the most objectionable way possible.

Normal girl A: Look at my new french manicure!!
Normal girl B: Ouuuuu so cute!🥰

Degen girlfriend: *farts in her bf's face*
Degen boyfriend: Ooooooo 🥰

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 10, 2022

deceived

Gettin' played

I was deceived 6 months ago by an e-girl who I paid to see a custom video. She seemed well-intentioned, but once I sent that Amazon GC she immediately abandoned my texts.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2021