A very popular desktop microphone that has become a gold standard for most casual content creators. Mainly used for podcasts, livestreams, narration or ASMR.
User 1: Which mic should I get for podcasts?
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 15, 2021
A more extreme version of Pinch and Roll. When pinching and rolling isn't enough to stop the itch, instead you dig the nails of your index and/or middle fingers deep into the flesh of your scrotum, all the while pinching with your thumb in the desired location to provide a supporting surface.
Doing so may cause both a great deal of satisfaction (from the satiated itch) and pain (from the intense clawing).
It might, in fact, leave your ballsack incredibly sensitive and tingly. It is recommended to play with your balls after this, as you will feel incredibly good and make you instantly hard which will make you wanna jerk off.
Doing so may cause both a great deal of satisfaction (from the satiated itch) and pain (from the intense clawing).
It might, in fact, leave your ballsack incredibly sensitive and tingly. It is recommended to play with your balls after this, as you will feel incredibly good and make you instantly hard which will make you wanna jerk off.
Bob's balls were unusually itchier than usual, so he used the pinch and dig method to soothe his monstrous itch. He ended up with an extremely tingly ballsack and got a huge boner henceforth.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 07, 2020
The most superior comeback. Can be used effectively against any other comeback, even the immortal "no u".
Dude 1: Ur mum gay
Dude 2: Okay and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*
Dude 3: That's pretty stupid bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Okay and?
Dude 4: ...
Dude 2: Okay and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*
Dude 3: That's pretty stupid bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Okay and?
Dude 4: ...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021
An oxymoron.
One simply does not use the words "open" and "AI" together to describe OpenAI. With Sam Altman's current hostile stance and their uncompetitive pricings (and the fact that GPT-4 isn't open-source), they really should be naming themselves closedAI.
One simply does not use the words "open" and "AI" together to describe OpenAI. With Sam Altman's current hostile stance and their uncompetitive pricings (and the fact that GPT-4 isn't open-source), they really should be naming themselves closedAI.
OpenAI? Fugget about it! I'd rather run a localized version of Deepseek on my server than paying a whopping $75/1M tokens for GPT4.5.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025
An unpleasant, unkempt, unrestrained, smutty, irritable, vain, and likely misogynistic man that you'd never wanna meet on the streets of bangkok or kabukicho.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 26, 2022
*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 07, 2022
Rule 1129 states that anything and everything can exist on the online shopping site Aliexpress. Doesn't matter how ridiculous or obscure, as long as you can think of it, it will most definitely be sold on Aliexpress.
'1129' comes from converting the letters in "A", "l", and "i" into its corresponding ordinal number of the Alphabet.
'1129' comes from converting the letters in "A", "l", and "i" into its corresponding ordinal number of the Alphabet.
Dude 1: Tf, apparently Aliexpress is a treasure trove for furry costumes
Dude 2: That's nothing compared to what I had found one time. I was bored out of my mind so I looked up gold toilet on Aliexpress and actually found this insane fancy toilet made of 24K gold!!! And it sold for like two grand.
Dude 3: Damn, that's some rule 1129 right there
Dude 2: That's nothing compared to what I had found one time. I was bored out of my mind so I looked up gold toilet on Aliexpress and actually found this insane fancy toilet made of 24K gold!!! And it sold for like two grand.
Dude 3: Damn, that's some rule 1129 right there
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 12, 2021