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One of the most gruesome websites one could ever stumble upon within the deep dark recesses of the internet. Sort of like LiveLeak, but completely dedicated towards uncannily-detailed videos of murders, suicides, torture, open surgeries, mutilations and accidents. Notoriously known for hosting the "1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick" video which depicts the Ted-Bundy-like murder of Chinese-Canadian Jun Lin.
Website owner Mark Marek claims that this site allegedly "helps" people from commiting suicide, but we all know this is complete utter BS. The real audience of bestgore are sadists who're morbidly curious to an extreme degree. If the everyday Timmy stumbled upon such a site, these videos would most likely send them through a downward spiral of depression or PTSD. Marek may come up with the counterargument that these videos combat propaganda and promote freedom of the press, but this is irrelevant and does not negate the fact that looking at such macabre content takes a toll on mental health.
Thank fuck the owner finally decided to shut down the site just last year on Nov 15 2020, though, there are serious fans who have begun archiving all the macabre content on the site.
Website owner Mark Marek claims that this site allegedly "helps" people from commiting suicide, but we all know this is complete utter BS. The real audience of bestgore are sadists who're morbidly curious to an extreme degree. If the everyday Timmy stumbled upon such a site, these videos would most likely send them through a downward spiral of depression or PTSD. Marek may come up with the counterargument that these videos combat propaganda and promote freedom of the press, but this is irrelevant and does not negate the fact that looking at such macabre content takes a toll on mental health.
Thank fuck the owner finally decided to shut down the site just last year on Nov 15 2020, though, there are serious fans who have begun archiving all the macabre content on the site.
>be me, age 13
>scrolling through the deep depths of 4chan
>sees random URL titled bestgore .com
>my curious mind clicks on URL
>sees a video of a dead teenage girl with her entire body impaled on a roasting spit
>closes browser
>deletes system32
>throws computer out of the window
>scrolling through the deep depths of 4chan
>sees random URL titled bestgore .com
>my curious mind clicks on URL
>sees a video of a dead teenage girl with her entire body impaled on a roasting spit
>closes browser
>deletes system32
>throws computer out of the window
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