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Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian

Home Owner 

It literally means what it means
Cmon bruh are you seriously looking up 'Home Owner'?
Girlfriend: Hmm, I wonder what he is thinking about
Your mind: *no thoughts, head empty, only nintendo music*

Covidiot 

There appears to be quite a discrepancy between definitions here. Let me settle this once and for all.

๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—บ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€:

โœ…someone who refuses to wear a mask in public, get the vax, social distance, or follow other COVID safety guidelines.

๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—บ ๐——๐—ข๐—˜๐—ฆ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ง ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป:

โŒ someone who voluntarily chooses to wear a mask in public because of COVID (and not just to follow rules).

๐—ข๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฒ: someone hoarding essential supplies, someone wearing a mask in their own covid-free home (as seen in many tiktoks), someone who still uses the wrong definition of covidiot.
โœ… RIGHT USAGE:
Guy 1: *does not wear mask in a crowded bus*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop jeopardizing the safety of everyone on this bus and wear a mask!

โŒ WRONG USAGE:
Guy 1: *wears mask in a crowded party*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop ruining the fun and take off that mask or gtfo!

Hawaiian Pizza 

The best kind of pizza.

Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.
As a Canadian who grew up with Hawaiian pizza, I have to say it's the best thing ever. The way the pineapple mingles with the bacon is just *chef's kiss*

Sissy Slut 

What the other two definitions said. However this term can also be used as an insult, either generally or specifically towards someone who evokes such qualities. Use at your own risk.
Person 1: I heard Tyler couldn't even handle being yelled at by his boss and left his office with tears in his eyes
Person 2: Dang what a sissy slut
A catch all phrase that can convey anything or nothing at all. The phrase can be modified to your liking. Common uses include but are not limited to: substituting for about any noun verb or adjective, replacing pauses in sentences, as an interjection (wow, gosh, dang), reference for any sexual act, greeting a friend, responding to negative criticism, etc.

Anyone who uses this term is known as a morber.
Friend 1: "I don't like how little you morb whenever we hang out."
Friend 2: "I'm sorry, I'll try to morb more frequently next time."

Friend 1: "Oh hey, haven't spoken in awhile."
Friend 2: "Oh my morb you're right, we havent. I am glad to reunite with you."

Friend 1: "Morb"
Friend 2: "Morb! Hope you're doing well."

Friend 1: "Me and my SO morbed in the bathroom stalls and we didn't get caught!"
Friend 2: Yoooo morbers! Let's morbin' go!!!

Friend 1: "What do you think about living on Mars?"
Friend 2: "Morb...... I don't know. give me a minute to morb about it."

Friend 1: "Hurry up and get in the morb before it's too late!"
Friend 2: "On my way!"
Some person: Hey! Who left thiโ€”
Me: Your mom