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Burger King

It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.

The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.
McDonald's: WHO ARE YOU???
Burger King: I'm you but better.
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morb and chill

It's netflix and chill but morbier
Me: Hey girl wanna morb and chill?
Her: Sure, I do love some quality morbin' time
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your disgusting

It's you're, not your. Baka.
User 1: your disgusting
User 2: *You're disgusting. FTFY.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 16, 2022
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Unessary

The lazy (and less complicated) way of saying 'unnecessary'
It's so unessary to say unnecessary, dontcha think?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 19, 2022
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Personality trait

A personality trait is often thought of as labels you conform to (e.g. introvert/extrovert, shy/sociable), but really it should be thought of as something which makes a person unique.

In other words, personality traits refers to the idiosyncrasies of an individual.
Example 1: Brianna hated wearing braces in her middle to high school years, but ultimately it became her personality trait as it defined who she was.

Example 2: Being a night owl is a personality trait

Example 3: Having an odd and unusual kink is a personality trait as it is highly idiosyncratic
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Buzzfeed

The absolute worst of the worst clickbait news sites, basically the equivalent to McDonald's. Unlike other news sites, they did not earn their disgraceful reputation for being biased but rather for writing the most obnoxious, ridiculous, brain-dead articles that only attract those who have nothing better to read. Their entire site is psychologically designed to reel you in with a never-ending list of meaningless but mind-numbingly interesting facts and quizzes. The company is probably run by a bunch of greedy capitalist pigs that stop at nothing to get people to click on their articles.
Them: What's wrong with buzzfeed?? Y'all stupid if you think they have some political bias.

Me: Yeah......no. The pertinent problem with buzzfeed is not that they have any sort of media bias, but rather than they produce garbage clickbait articles that offer no value other than to stimulate our brain's dopamine reward system. They will capitalize on any topic if it's profitable, including politics. Basically Buzzfeed is like heroin, and I don't mean that in a good way.
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wish.com

A Chinese-run shopping platform that sells incredibly cheap items, both price-wise and quality-wise. It is a junkyard for cheap generic crap that will probably break or malfunction within 2 days. Also uses the most economical shipping method so expect the crummy item to arrive in 2-4 months. The platform also uses very deceptive marketing techniques. For example they label some items as "free" under the condition of paying for shipping (in reality, they just disguised the real price of the item as the shipping free).

People tend to rationalize the inferior quality with the low price, but honestly you can find much better quality products on Aliexpress with the same low price.
My friend: Just bought these $2 pair of generic earbuds from wish.com but it sounded like crap and only lasted 2 days.

Me: Bro why are you using wish.com? Delete that shit and just use Aliexpress instead. With Aliexpress you are getting access to a wider variety and selection of items which includes high quality items from well-established Chinese brands. They are also crazy cheap too!
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