Moondrop

1) One of the main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. It is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever.

2) A Chinese earphone brand known for its exceptional sound quality and its cute anime-themed packaging.
Unlike most mainstream earphone brands, Moondrop has tuned its earphones to sound neutral, meaning there is no artificial emphasis on the bass and treble. This makes them sound much more natural, detailed and lifelike. Their budget models beats the living heck outta most cheap earphones at your local store. They also have premium models up to $1000, which is targeted more for diehard audiophiles.
1) *turns light off*
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS

2) Instead of buying a Skullcandy Ink'd ($15) from his local Walmart, Joe the well-informed consumer bought the Moondrop Spaceship ($20) from Aliexpress because it was objectively a better run for his money.
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POV

An acronym that does not mean what you think it means. It means perspective, viewpoint, outlook, etc. It is NOT another word for "plot twist"!!!! Smh people.
Kid 1: Holy shit that ending tho.
Kid 2: POV: he turned into a zombie and ate everyone
Me: @Kid 2 What? Don't you mean plot twist instead of POV?
Kid 2: No
Me: Do you even know what POV means?
Kid 2: Yes
Me: No, you clearly don't. You say POV to indicate a personal opinion and you want people to hear you out. That wasn't a personal opinion, that was a plot twist because it suggests an alternative ending. Obviously you didn't want to say "I would argue that he turned into a zombie and ate everyone".

Me again: Here's an example of POV used correctly: "POV: bananas are better than apples". THAT'S how you use the term.
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Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn
*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
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CRTC

Canada's own version of a dictatorship. The CRTC dictates what every Canadian can or cannot do/watch on the internet. In recent years, I've heard they are even making efforts to filter out content that isn't "Canadian" enough. Basically, the CRTC is the oppressor and the average Canadian citizen is the oppressed.
Friend 1: Hey have you watched the newest season of Insert American TV show here?
Friend 2: No I can't because of the goddamn CRTC!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2024
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bias

A bias is an unjustified and disproportionate preference (or hate) towards someone or something. Biases are reason why evil ideologies like racism, sexism, and extremism exist. It's also the number one source for all fights and arguments, both on the internet and IRL. The antithesis of bias is justice and equity. Being biased should be a sin.
K-pop fans who have a bias for an idol group should be cancelled.
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Yare Yare

A japanese term that's equivalent to 'shake my head' and 'facepalm'.

Other definitions also mentioned other good translations but I wanted to add something new.
Still trying to impress that girl when she clearly isn't interested in you? yare yare.....
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2022
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Club foot

A deformed foot that is twisted so that the sole cannot be placed flat on the ground. In other words, your grippers literally become golf clubs.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?

Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
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