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Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn
*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
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Scene kid

Literally the epitome of the mid-to-late 2000s. A style and subculture that was/is highly criticized but now brings back memories of a more simpler time. And tbh, I would rather have scene kids than today's tiktok kids, which are 10x worse.
You know when someone is truly a scene kid when they're still rocking the scene look today, which technically makes them non-conformists now.
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Seizure

1) When someone involuntarily drops down on the floor and flops like a fish; a muscle spasm or convulsion.
2) What possessed people are often portrayed as.
3) The reenactment of dubstep music.
Dude 1: Hey you free today?
Dude 2: Ye
Dude 1: Wanna come to th---
Dude 2: ASURWSOEFGHSDFGISDGHOUSFIFVIW0RQPJlpD,,,E9W
Dude 1: Uh.... you ok?
Dude 2: Yeah sorry had a hand seizure for a sec there
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022
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Who left

Some person: Hey! Who left thiโ€”
Me: Your mom
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suschamp

Short form for ๐˜€๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฝ

Also a hypothetical emote used to convey something that is both suspicious and arousing excitement or shock.
Sabrina: Hmmm I wonder why the teacher isn't here yet, she's never the one to arrive late
Joseph: that's kinda suschamp ngl
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 29, 2021
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Because I said so

A thought-terminating clichรฉ used by authoritarian parents to suppress disobedience and critical thinking in children. Often most seen in Asian parents.
Child: Can I get a switch for my 14th birthday? All my friends have one and I wanna play with them at recess

Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 25, 2021
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VLC Media Player

The little orange traffic cone that could.

Created in 2001 by VideoLAN, a non-profit organization, VLC is probably one of the best programs to ever exist and never fails to deliver. Because of its wide support for all types of media files and codecs, it is always reliable no matter what you throw at it. It offers much snappier performance than the default video player on Windows, especially for high-bitrate files. And the best part is that it's free and open-source.

VLC is like a long-time friend that you can always trust and depend on. Long live VLC.
VLC media player is the most wholesome software ever. Every time I see that orange traffic cone pop up after the video ends, I feel right at home.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 31, 2021
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