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nodar kumaritashvili

Nodar Kumaritashvili was a Georgian luger who suffered a fatal crash during a training run for the 2010 Winter Olympics competition in Whistler, Canada, on the day of the opening ceremony.

I mourned for Nodar Kumaritashvili's death.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2015

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Derived from the romanization of the Mandarin word 师傅, Shifu (or Sifu) is the common honorific name given to a master or a teacher, especially in the context of martial arts. It can also be generally used as a name for a very skillful and competent person.

See also: Sensei and Guru.

Mom: How was your first day at martial arts class son?
Son: Yeah it was great, our shifu taught us how to kick some ass while he was stoned
Mom: 😂😂😂👌👌

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 23, 2019

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Kijiji

An online classifieds site owned by eBay; the Canadian equivalent to Craigslist.

I went on Kijiji and bought some clothes

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 4, 2019

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Heroin

What you would take when u wanna die

Shady dude on the street: hey bro wanna try some black tar (heroin)?

Me: Wtf, does it look like I wanna die?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2019

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exply

The opposite term of "imply". Exply more or less means the same thing as explain or explicate; to make things clear.

Apparently the little child didn't know that this was an adults-only area, so the staff had to exply to him.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2019

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yarn

The number one thing kittens can't resist playing with despite knowing the consequences; basically kryptonite but for kittens.

*rolls ball of yarn in front of kitten*
Kitten: mus not plai wif teh yarn..... mus... resis...
*few seconds later*
Kitten: YARN!!!!!! *gets into a tangled mess*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2019

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