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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 03, 2021
Get the kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmug. The way that most humans naturally self-learned to wipe their asses. If you don't, then you're weird.
The only possible reason for wiping front to back is if your parents harshly disciplined you about it, otherwise you'd be instinctively wiping back to front like any other normal human world.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021
Get the back to frontmug. A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.
I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 04, 2021
Get the Schnitzelmug. Person 1: Hey are you a fan of imagine—
Person 2: —imagine dragon deez nuts across your face? Of course I am!
Person 2: —imagine dragon deez nuts across your face? Of course I am!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 29, 2022
Get the Imagine dragon deez nutsmug. A stupid new trend in 2021 where girls on Twitch will stream themselves in a hot tub looking like a complete slut. Such streams will usually gain lots of views with loads of men simping down in the chat. While some may argue that this is beneficial towards "normalizing" (sic) and empowering women's bodies, in reality, it is doing the opposite. The only result of these streams is more men being turned on and thus further adding to the objectification of women. In reality, these girl streamers are only doing it for the money, which I don't know about you but that's just shallow.
There are plenty of better ways to empower the female body than to wear a bikini in a hot tub. For example: exercising streams, dancing streams, yoga streams, clothing haul streams, even relaxing bubble bath streams, need I go on?
There are plenty of better ways to empower the female body than to wear a bikini in a hot tub. For example: exercising streams, dancing streams, yoga streams, clothing haul streams, even relaxing bubble bath streams, need I go on?
me: *hovers cursor over random twitch streamer*
Twitch stream title: "🍑💦HOT TUB STREAM IN 4K, COME WATCH ME 😘🍑💦"
me: *cringe*
Twitch stream title: "🍑💦HOT TUB STREAM IN 4K, COME WATCH ME 😘🍑💦"
me: *cringe*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 28, 2021
Get the Hot tub streammug. A bee fetish isn't really as simple as it sounds like. It's not just about having an unusually peeked interest in anything regarding bees. Basically it's like an entire religion centered on worshipping bees as one's idol. People who have a bee fetish are/will often become beekeepers. They tend to welcome bees in their homes, and strive to have an entire bee colony in their backyard. Now as dangerous as that sounds, the irony here is that bee fetishists actually want to get stung; in fact, they believe that getting stung is a sign of good luck and good fortune.
Taking that to the next level, there is an annual sacred ceremony that bee fetishists often perform. This involves the process of stripping down butt naked and smearing themselves with honey from head to toe. Next, they find a calm and relaxing place to sit. Finally, to complete the ceremony, one must open an entire crate of bees and let the bees cover every inch of their honey-coated skin, all the while sitting completely motionless. The ceremony usually lasts around one hour, and can often be a VERY pleasurable experience for bee fetishists.
Though anyone can have a bee fetish, women make up the majority of bee fetishists.
Taking that to the next level, there is an annual sacred ceremony that bee fetishists often perform. This involves the process of stripping down butt naked and smearing themselves with honey from head to toe. Next, they find a calm and relaxing place to sit. Finally, to complete the ceremony, one must open an entire crate of bees and let the bees cover every inch of their honey-coated skin, all the while sitting completely motionless. The ceremony usually lasts around one hour, and can often be a VERY pleasurable experience for bee fetishists.
Though anyone can have a bee fetish, women make up the majority of bee fetishists.
Dude 1: Yo so how's everything going with dating Elisabeth? Did you ever get to meet her parents?
Dude 2: Yeah I did, but dude there's something really strange about her family. Literally everything in their home is about bees and beekeeping, in fact even I found a few bees flying in their house!
Dude 1: Damn that's weird
Dude 2: Yeah, and that's not even the weirdest part! One day after sleeping at her house, I woke up and caught Elisabeth in the bathroom covered in bees!!!! She was just sitting there, with a smile on her face... and during that moment I realized that she and her family had a bee fetish. I fucking ran out of there and never talked to her again.
Dude 2: Yeah I did, but dude there's something really strange about her family. Literally everything in their home is about bees and beekeeping, in fact even I found a few bees flying in their house!
Dude 1: Damn that's weird
Dude 2: Yeah, and that's not even the weirdest part! One day after sleeping at her house, I woke up and caught Elisabeth in the bathroom covered in bees!!!! She was just sitting there, with a smile on her face... and during that moment I realized that she and her family had a bee fetish. I fucking ran out of there and never talked to her again.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 17, 2020
Get the Bee Fetishmug. 1) A general term for audio gear from Chinese brands. Nowadays it mainly refers to in-ear monitors (IEMs, earphones) made by Chinese brands. They range from being very cost-effective to being very upmarket.
2) An addictive potent drug that starts out cheap but gets ridiculously expensive to achieve that same 'high' again.
2) An addictive potent drug that starts out cheap but gets ridiculously expensive to achieve that same 'high' again.
1) Examples of Chi-fi brands (in general) include FiiO and Shangling. Examples of Chi-fi brands (IEMs) include KZ, Moondrop, Tanchjim, TINHIFI, BLON, Fearless Audio, etc.
2) I used to have plenty of money in my savings, that is until I got hooked on chi-fi. Now I'm broke. Grrrrr, chi-fi...
2) I used to have plenty of money in my savings, that is until I got hooked on chi-fi. Now I'm broke. Grrrrr, chi-fi...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 26, 2022
Get the Chi-fimug.