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Allosexual

1 (joking) Someone who is sexually attracted to the fearsome dinosaur Allosaurus.
2 Someone whose favorite dinosaur is Allosaurus. They are such a huge stan for Allosaurus that they refer to themselves as Allosexuals. See also: Tyrannosexual.

Leslie: Yo check out the Allosaurus exhibit on your right.
Jenn: Omg what the heck that's the sexiest dinosaur I've ever seen, I'm officially an Allosexual now.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 5, 2021

shiii

A variation of 'shit' with lots of i's and no t.

Oh shiii I just realized my math test is tomorrow but I didn't even study today

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 26, 2021

Previously loved

A rather corny and exaggerated term for a mere used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has had intense emotional connections with the item, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)

Marketplace listing: Panasonic microwave, condition is previously loved.
Me: What did that guy do, make love to his microwave???

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 15, 2023

Moondrop

1) One of the main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. It is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever.

2) A Chinese earphone brand known for its exceptional sound quality and its cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.

1) *turns light off*
Sundrop: NOOO WHY'D U DO THAT??
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS

2) Me: Hey try these Moondrop earphones
Her: Nah bro I'm fi—
Me: *shoves earphones into her ears*
Her: wtf, how is this actually good

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 18, 2022

Auto tune

12 years later and auto tune is still yet a pervasive cancer within the music industry. Artists have just taken this software for granted and don't even question how incredibly stupid that it makes their music sound.

The auto tuning is most noticeable when the vocalist (usually male) suddenly sings at a really high octave with varied pitches.

Auto tune is the reason why I don't listen to anything on the radio.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 15, 2021

iPod Touch

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.

Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2023

Vladimir Putin

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination

Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 1, 2022