Definitions by Martin

goldenhill 

An methodology for writing ineffective computer software that, although it probably cost the user anything, doesn't work.

Is a varient on open source software. See also 'cowboy'

It doesn't work. I bought it from Goldenhill.

goldenhill by Martin September 30, 2003

bollockitis 

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

bollockitis by Martin September 24, 2003

Reevell

A person who's breath doesn't smell very pleasant.

Tom, you Reevell!

Reevell by Martin September 24, 2003

cockblock 

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.

Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.

cockblock by Martin September 24, 2003

butterstick 

A feat to be accomplished, a goal.

"Putt for the butterstick" i.e. Try to make the putt...

butterstick by Martin September 9, 2003

Schwepp 

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

Schwepp by Martin June 29, 2003

Schwepp 

Absolutley anything.

Dude, that chick is SCHWEPP!
Did you really do that? Cause if you did, I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
"Dude, I got a date with Catie!" "SCHWEPP!"

Schwepp by Martin June 29, 2003