Marker000's definitions

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024

Iceberg Right Ahead!

A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted

Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia

by Marker000 August 7, 2024

Jonny RaZeR

“The Waffle House has found its new host” YouTuber that wears a flannel, bunny slippers, and sunglasses.

Jonny RaZeR is better than Danno Draws and I don’t give a fuck what you say
- Someone Smart

by Marker000 July 24, 2024

Cocaina Colombiana

A term referring to “Colombian Cocaine” or “Cocaine from Colombia”

I just bought some Cocaina Colombiana from the cartel! Only 55$ per kilo!

by Marker000 July 28, 2024

American Cheese

Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.

Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick

by Marker000 August 2, 2024

Israel

1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East

A Big Retarded Cuck -

Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
A Smart Person -

Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!

by Marker000 August 4, 2024

Yakko’s World

A horribly inaccurate song sung by Yakko Warner from Animaniacs.

Yakko’s World helped me learn all the nations of the world, my favorite is the Caribbean.
- Some Retard
The Caribbean is a sea you dumb fuck!
- Some Smart Person

by Marker000 August 1, 2024