Mark H's definitions

stanknogger

An unusual, yet funny-sounding slang term for a sodomite/bugger/assfucker.

stank = ass
nog = to fuck

1. Stop hitting on me you stanknogger!

2. How many stanks have you nogged last night, sweet shit(referring to his gay partner)?

by Mark H February 26, 2004

huevos salados

A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.

(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )

Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!

(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)

by Mark H February 23, 2004

big john

A man's penis(a rather large one in particular).

(Antonym: slim jim)

Hey girl, wanna come here and suck my Big John?

by Mark H February 23, 2004

fagger

A mega fag. Not necessarily gay, but someone who is just being a total idiot.

God, he is such a fagger when he gets drunk!

by Mark H December 4, 2003

The flying camel

9. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and
you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself
without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and
let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.

(borrowed from the rolodex of love)

Man, I thought she would have been down with the flying camel, but she left after it freaked her out.

by Mark H December 4, 2003

butt spider

shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.

dude, I was pulling butt spiders off my ass.
what a butt spider.

by mark h July 10, 2003