Mark H's definitions

weegee

A person from the country of Norway("weegee" is short for "Norwegian")

I want to move to Norway someday! Their country's got one of the highest standards of living in the world and man, them Weegees have got some really hot women!

by Mark H July 17, 2004

stanknogger

An unusual, yet funny-sounding slang term for a sodomite/bugger/assfucker.

stank = ass
nog = to fuck

1. Stop hitting on me you stanknogger!

2. How many stanks have you nogged last night, sweet shit(referring to his gay partner)?

by Mark H February 26, 2004

Dunkin' Donuts

Anal sex. Basically another way of saying "bumping uglies."

While I was in jail for a few months, I had the biggest laugh of the time when I went to the restroom one evening and saw two prison guards dunkin' donuts with each other in a shower stall.

by Mark H September 12, 2004

little angel

A common name that parents would call their kids whom they think are successfully raising to be morally upstanding individuals in society.

Joey's parents think their kid is such a little angel as they raise him up around their close-minded Southern Baptist mentality, but we already know the truth. He has an entire porno mag collection and a handbook on black magic under his bed and he also has half of Mexico stored in his toy chest in his closet. Plus, he secretly watches Sodomy Street every day in his room.

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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 1, 2005

blowrider

A blowjob administered to a man who's driving the vehicle in which his lover is riding in.

When Bill was going on a road trip away from D.C. one day, he was getting a blowrider from Monica throughout the long journey.





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

by Mark H July 5, 2005

roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.

I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.

by Mark H September 6, 2004

assmosis

When two people engage in anal sex.

(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)

Derived from the word "osmosis."

Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.

by Mark H May 22, 2004