Mark H's definitions

e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

by Mark H August 25, 2004

stanknogger

An unusual, yet funny-sounding slang term for a sodomite/bugger/assfucker.

stank = ass
nog = to fuck

1. Stop hitting on me you stanknogger!

2. How many stanks have you nogged last night, sweet shit(referring to his gay partner)?

by Mark H February 26, 2004

butt spider

shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.

dude, I was pulling butt spiders off my ass.
what a butt spider.

by mark h July 10, 2003

little angel

A common name that parents would call their kids whom they think are successfully raising to be morally upstanding individuals in society.

Joey's parents think their kid is such a little angel as they raise him up around their close-minded Southern Baptist mentality, but we already know the truth. He has an entire porno mag collection and a handbook on black magic under his bed and he also has half of Mexico stored in his toy chest in his closet. Plus, he secretly watches Sodomy Street every day in his room.

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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 1, 2005

nonad

Jocular slang term for a eunuch, or in layman's terms, a man with no nads(testicles).

Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 24, 2005

Dunkin' Donuts

Anal sex. Basically another way of saying "bumping uglies."

While I was in jail for a few months, I had the biggest laugh of the time when I went to the restroom one evening and saw two prison guards dunkin' donuts with each other in a shower stall.

by Mark H September 12, 2004

airhead

Oral sex on an airplane, or on any other flying vehicle(helicopter, balloon, airship, etc.)

While I was flying to Hawaii in the luxury jet, I happened to come across my girlfriend who was working as a flight attendant. During her break time, we both went to an area where there were no people sitting around and while we sat there unnoticed, she was giving me some amazing airhead.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004

by Mark H November 14, 2004