Mark H's definitions

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

The world's longest band name, belonging to a Mexican grindcore/goregrind band that has recently started to gain recognition among the underground extreme music scene. This band consists of two insane Mexican guys, one who is the guitarist/vocalist, and the other one who is the drummer. Last year, they have released their debut album, "Satyriasis and Nymphomania," which is known among listeners for its very gruesome cover art, very long song titles, and the songs themselves, which talk about a combination of gore, disease, cadavers, and bizzare sexual acts/perversions.

And yes this band does exist. Do a search on Google for "Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis" and you'll get many results that relate to the band itself. Also, if you are a fan of extreme gory and perverted music, you might want to check out the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania.

Guy 1: Dude, have you ever listened to the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania" by that one Mexican band with the really long-ass fucking name that nobody can pronounce that starts with a P?
Guy 2: Yeah that is some sick and yet awesome stuff! Parradoctismuproctismimucosis, or whatever that band's called?
Guy 1: Yeah I know it is so friggin amazing, and I'll give 1$ to the person who can actually memorize the spelling of the band's name, an extra $5 if he can actually pronounce it, and $20 more if he knows what the name actually means.
Guy 2: Damn straight and I bet only someone with a medical degree can figure out the name's meaning.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

molly

A Molotov cocktail.

Hey man, can you pass me the mollies? I feel like torching that rich fucker's house.

by Mark H February 14, 2006

airhead

Oral sex on an airplane, or on any other flying vehicle(helicopter, balloon, airship, etc.)

While I was flying to Hawaii in the luxury jet, I happened to come across my girlfriend who was working as a flight attendant. During her break time, we both went to an area where there were no people sitting around and while we sat there unnoticed, she was giving me some amazing airhead.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004

by Mark H November 14, 2004

yellow submarine

A state of utter and total drunkeness that you enter when you drink any alcoholic beverage that is yellowish in color.

1. Shit, I just drank a whole case of Budweisers and now I'm riding in the yellow submarine!

2. Bunch of drunkards sitting together who've just had too many Buds:

(singing)

"We all live in a yellow submarine!
A yellow submarine!!
A yellow submarine!!!"

by Mark H October 17, 2004

fagger

A mega fag. Not necessarily gay, but someone who is just being a total idiot.

God, he is such a fagger when he gets drunk!

by Mark H December 4, 2003

boomin

Having large breasts; well-endowed.

Dayum you are boomin, girl!

by Mark H August 3, 2004

J to da Bizzinks

Ghetto ebonics slang for Jar Jar Binks, the most virulently annoying and moronic sci-fi character to ever grace the big screen. Of course there are some people who think he was fucking hillarious though.

George Lucas is suddenly awakened and terrified when a large strong frightening-looking black man storms into his bedroom breaking his door down.

Large scary looking black man: Ayyo Gizzorge, ya bettah brizzing J to da Bizzinks back in Ep'sode 3 o' else I'm gonna slide up again on ya wit mah homeboys and rape yo wife and kizzids, jack yo money frum ya, bizzurn down Skywalker Ranch, and make you da loveslave of sum cheese hog granny fo the rest of yo life, BITCH!

George Lucas:(shivering in his pajamas) Ummm, ohhh kay, I-I'll bring him back.

by Mark H September 5, 2004