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The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.
1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.
2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
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2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
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by Mark H May 18, 2005
Get the breasturbation mug.1. The medieval bell tower in the city of Pisa, Italy, that is world-famous because it is not perpendicular to the ground and appears to likely topple over sometime in the future.
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).
1. While we were vacationing in Italy, Timid Timmy was so scared of going up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with us, that he ran off to one of the seedier sides of town to show some fine Italian hooker his Leaning Tower of Pisa and stick it to her.
2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.
3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...
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2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.
3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...
Mark H. Spicing up slang vocabularies on UrbanDictionary since last February.
by Mark H February 26, 2005
Get the Leaning Tower of Pisa mug.An extremely fat or obese woman with a very VERY hairy pubic area and with as The Doctor said, a beaver barrier. This term is best used to describe this type of fat woman when she's naked or almost naked.
Biologist/Zoologist Dr. Michael Hein and his group of 4 scientists were out exploring and studying the wildlife around the muddy banks and swampy areas of the Amazon River in South America, when he and his team were suddenly ambushed, attacked, and raped by a band of native swamp hogs.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 1, 2004
Get the swamp hog mug.A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.
(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )
(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )
Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!
(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)
(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)
by Mark H February 23, 2004
Get the huevos salados mug.Slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. The term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.
1. Last night while I was at the strip club, I saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in hell, by running up to her rich fatass cheese hog customer, rolling his ass out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.
2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!
2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!
by Mark H September 14, 2004
Get the ox cart mug.1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).
Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.
by Mark H September 28, 2004
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