Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
Far, Far too many available to list.
by Mark April 21, 2005
mugGet the Stafford Syndrome mug.

PDA

Public Display of Affection. When people display "affection" in the viscinity of other people. Hugging or more, usually. Why does everyone think it's gross or that people shouldn't do it? I don't know. They obviously don't believe in love. People shouldn't have to hide their love.
Girl 1: Eww that's a PDA right there! Get a room!!!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's romantic.
by Mark April 09, 2006
mugGet the PDA mug.

pecker puffer

one who can puff on a pecker
Mindy is not a pecker puffer.
by mark March 04, 2004
mugGet the pecker puffer mug.

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.
by Mark August 17, 2004
mugGet the conan o'brien mug.

Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.
by Mark September 06, 2004
mugGet the Muppet baby mug.

rbad

1. An individual who engages in sexual intercourse with goats.
2. A goat herder.
3. A Paki typist.
1. Rbad'ing is the primary cause for the increase in goat mortality rates.
2. The text was impossible to read due to a severe rbad-like job.
by mark February 06, 2005
mugGet the rbad mug.

ass cheese

1. The substance removed from the back area near the anus that when rubbed out looks like lint.
I just picked some ass cheese from my butt
by Mark December 21, 2004
mugGet the ass cheese mug.