zayus

Unbeatable god

-invincible tyrant
"woah, zayus kicked my ass"
by mark November 15, 2003
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flaming flamingo

when you light someones pubes on fire and then you jiz on them to get the fire out
by mark December 11, 2003
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turdomizer

Usually a female, gay male, or really sick dude that likes to not only eat ass but have the attended half-push a turd log out so it can be sucked like a stinky dink.
Yo... I don't know about your boy Jason... Susie said he was honking on her stinky dink like a mad turdomizer.
by Mark May 03, 2005
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cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew
damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden
by mark April 12, 2004
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conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.
by Mark August 17, 2004
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Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
Far, Far too many available to list.
by Mark April 21, 2005
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twank

by Mark September 21, 2003
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