Mark's definitions

morning wood

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

by mark March 29, 2004

dogstwat

some idiot who cant be arsed moving over from the fastlane

volvo drivers

by mark July 19, 2003

fallonM

The hottest girl to ever play nexus

You just wish you looked like fallon

by mark April 19, 2005

Tittastic

Something truly amazing.

Amanda, that blowjob was really tittastic.

by Mark March 22, 2005

Straten

Elite, unluck any other. Everyone wants to be one but can't. Unable to obtain the status quo of a Straten.

You will never be able to reach Straten stature, unless your born one.

by Mark January 12, 2005

Bigfoot Sighting

A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.

"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."

by Mark May 6, 2005

clifff

poking your jewass while farreling

"i was cliffing and i urged to farrel"

by mark January 14, 2005