Mark's definitions

GMV

This is a "Vicky" that has been digitally altered to make her look rather stupid.

Look that girl must be called Vicky, she has GMV

by mark December 10, 2003

queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

by Mark August 1, 2004

Spray

Coitus interupptus from the doggy position.

Sprayed her bad... left a map of Hawaii.

by Mark January 31, 2005

boofoo

Definition: BUTT FUCK
Background: Used in the eighties/nineties (at least where I'm from Chicago)

1)Boofoo Egypt
2)I wanna boofoo your asshole

by Mark November 29, 2004

T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

by mark February 16, 2005

nernsty

Someone with a wide variety of ubergooberian technical knowledge who is also rather fetching, preferably mustachioed can be called 'nernsty'.

Her labcoat really brought out the, erm, nernsts on that nernsty technician, an effect heightened by her mustache.

by mark June 25, 2004

be the boner

when seeing someone, to act indifferent by not calling or pursuing them so that they realize your value

she was going all girlie on me, so i had to be the boner so that she would value me as i am

by Mark October 23, 2003