Mark's definitions

ringsmack

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater

He is a ringsmack.
What a rinsmack.

by mark September 10, 2003

Fossy

Excellent at online games, The fossy is a mysterious figure to be reckoned with.

<|_emon> Damn nice shot mr fossy!
<Mr.Fossy>Yes I know.... (disapears ina puff of smoke>

by Mark September 3, 2004

Blasturbation

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

by Mark May 26, 2004

rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

by mark January 1, 2005

spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

by mark January 8, 2004

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 24, 2003

pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

by Mark March 31, 2004