Mark's definitions

truckin'

Something you should keep on

"Keep on truckin.." from a Grateful Dead song.

by Mark July 19, 2003

Heroic Undies

the undies made of cotton that are the stuff of real legend worn by 200kg ugly as fuck woman with queensland blue pumpkins
see putrid

dam it i just follwed through on that one

LEST WE FORGET

by Mark August 6, 2004

birdo

A pink dinosaur with a bow, originating from Mario Bros. 2. Birdo is actually a guy, as stated from the instruction manual.

Dammit, I'm always stuck with birdo and Waluigi in Double Dash!

by Mark February 17, 2005

john

a person who uses the services of a prostitute

Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse

by Mark September 9, 2006

Blink-182

A band from San Diego who used to be a great punk band with two great CDs, Cheshire Cat and Dude Ranch. There latest cds have some awesome songs but overall its just too poppy. My personal favorites by them are Dammit and Adam's Song.

Most people don't know about their old CDs which are their best.

by Mark April 19, 2004

Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



F

Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006