Boast ejaculate

When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done

I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.

by MarianneM August 16, 2016

Finger wagged

When someone corrects you in a condescending way.

I got finger wagged by a driver when I crossed the street on a red light.

by MarianneM August 14, 2016

Dink magnet

When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships

Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.

by MarianneM October 12, 2016

Cheeseasaurus

Someone that eats a lot of cheese. Mostly vegetarians that donthe really like vegetables.

When you make dinner tonight make sure you prepare Mac and cheese for Lisa. She is doesn't eat meat or too many veggies. She is basically a cheeseasaurus

by MarianneM November 29, 2016

Acquisition disorder

When someone shops too much or is a hoarder

I helped her pack her house when she moved

I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.

by MarianneM August 24, 2016

Cow-eyed

When someone gives you big eyes to make you feel guilty or to convince you to do something

She asked me to make cookies even though I was tired. I did it because she cow-eyed me

by MarianneM December 30, 2015

meat zombie

When someone just eats meat and hates vegetables. Basically has a diet of burgers and bacon. They tend to eat huge amounts of meat without chewing much.

Don't worry about feeding Joe. Just throw a big ole steak on the grill. He's a meat zombie. You don't even need to make a salad.

by MarianneM December 05, 2016