Definitions by MarianneM

Wizzbanger 

That guy at the quiet lake house that brings his inappropriately loud and big water crafts.

My summer house was complete bliss until the Wizzbangers moved in next door. I hate that guy. I'm gonna sell.

Wizzbanger by MarianneM October 25, 2016

Dink magnet 

When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships

Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.

Dink magnet by MarianneM October 12, 2016

Candy man confusion 

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

Candy man confusion by MarianneM September 5, 2016

Disney disappointment 

this is when you start dating someone and it all seems pretty amazing or when you have been in a hard luck place and something happens to improve you situation. In the end however just when you think your are headed toward your happily ever after everything comes crashing down.

I started dating this great man. He was courteous, handsome, sweet, sexy and smart. It had been months and months, then I found out he was married. It was a total Disney disappointment.

Disney disappointment by MarianneM August 29, 2016

Acquisition disorder 

When someone shops too much or is a hoarder

I helped her pack her house when she moved

I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.

Acquisition disorder by MarianneM August 24, 2016

Boast ejaculate 

When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done

I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.

Boast ejaculate by MarianneM August 16, 2016

Finger wagged 

When someone corrects you in a condescending way.

I got finger wagged by a driver when I crossed the street on a red light.

Finger wagged by MarianneM August 14, 2016