lopster

a generic form of lobster and made out of pancake syrup and Styrofoam.

We had $9.99 steak and "lopster" at Bourbon Street in The Vegas.

by Margaret June 13, 2005

fing

When someone with long (and usually creepy-looking) fingers touches stuff (or other people) with them in a disturbing and annoying way.

Stop finging me, Goddamnit! It's sickening.

by Margaret May 12, 2003

sicko hicko

A disturbed person from the south who molest's their sister.

Ew, that sicko hicko!

by Margaret May 13, 2005

Tipping the Velvet

Cunniligus. Oralsex performed on a woman. Tipping=licking & Velvet=Clitoris

Melissa likes to Tip the Velvet

by Margaret April 06, 2004

fame-ish

when you have more than 5k on tiktok

dude averagefashionblogger is fame-ish

by Margaret October 31, 2021

vitamin water

the most awesome drink ever created

hey im going to the store

pick me up a vitamin water!!!

by margaret March 28, 2005

Jackasses

90% of the 'people' who submitted their frighteningly ignorant and downright hateful quasi-definitions to this website. If they're 'urban,' I'm glad I'm suburban.

"I wrote some funny stuff in the urban dictionary website, because nobody gives a damn about what I have to say in the real world, and I'm destined to work at McDonald's my entire pathetic life."

by Margaret July 23, 2004