Definitions by Marcusmastur

Ball Bobbing

When Partner A puts their testicles in a container filled with water, Partner B then has to bob for them like apples.

Gerlinda: Last night was ludicrous! Me and my husband Eugene finally tried Ball Bobbing
Garry: what does that even MEAN

Ball Bobbing by Marcusmastur July 7, 2026

Hawaiian Fart

Eating an entire Hawaiian pizza, then chugging an entire container of refried beans and jerusalem artichokes, and waiting for it to all rip

Marcus: I really regret last night.. Was a crazy Hawaiian fart.
Dave: you need actual help.

Hawaiian Fart by Marcusmastur July 7, 2026

An Aztec Surprise

The act of shoving your dick so deep in a washing machine that you can feel how far it went in.

Jimothy: Tried to take it to the bedroom with Linda, and while were makin out she drags me down to the basement, and gives me An Aztec Surprise!
James: i'm legitimately concerned for you

An Aztec Surprise by Marcusmastur July 7, 2026

German Teabag

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.

Marcus: Yo, Me and Jessica yesterday, i TOTALLY gave her the German Teabag

German Teabag by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024

Egyptian Tragedy 

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.

This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy

jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that

Egyptian Tragedy by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024

Beasting The Burger 

The definition of shoving multiple MrBeast burgers up your rectal cavity for pleasure.

James: Yo how was it with Martha last night?
Marcus: We were totally Beasting The Burger!

Beasting The Burger by Marcusmastur January 11, 2023