Marcus Solomon 's definitions
To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.
Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.
by Marcus Solomon April 23, 2008
Get the Dorito Damagemug. An emo band lacking enough talent to play decent music and/or an emo band with a vocalist that lacks the talent to whine melodically. Many screamo bands simply make a horrible racket while the kid with the microphone screams like a spoiled child having a tantrum in the supermarket; not fast enough to be considered grindcore. Other screamo bands play homongenized, emo-pop music, alternating mellodic whiny, self-depreciating and contrived lyrics with a screaming back-up vocalist who usually repeats the first vocalist's drama-rants.
I went to the screamo concert the other day and soon realized it was just a screaming kid banging on pots and pans in the store. It actually sounded better than the screamo concert going on at Tantrumcore Records.
by Marcus Solomon December 15, 2007
Get the screamomug. When one is working with any computer word-processing program, and it begins to become non-responsive and/or performs strange, unexplained functions, often resulting in the computer freezing and/or loss of the entire document.
The term is derived from the skateboarding vernacular term "speed wobbles," which is when a skateboard begins to tightly swerve uncontrollably from left to right due to excessive speed.
The term is derived from the skateboarding vernacular term "speed wobbles," which is when a skateboard begins to tightly swerve uncontrollably from left to right due to excessive speed.
Man, I spent two hours typing my report for Literature class and I got the word wobbles just before the screen went blank.
by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007
Get the word wobblesmug. An absolute oxymoron as "emo" is a false music genre created from drab bits of other music subcultures into a completely unoriginal music/fashion statement, whose adherents pride themselves on contrived self-loathing, exaggerated negative emotion in general, and looking like other emos, while "punk" is a distinct musical subculture that is an angry and creative rejection of "normal" society and "fad culture" in general. Emo fools also disregard the fact that all music is emotional, and instead delude themselves into believeing that only negative emotions are important.
Many emos attempt to make a direct connection between punk rock and the flacid emo trend. While "emotional hardcore" punk rock did exist in the early 1980s, the word "emotional" is a term that refered to the entire emotional spectrum and has nothing to do with today's unoriginal, cookie-cutter, fashion/musical trend.
Saying someone is an emo punk is like saying an animal is a monkey-fish.
Many emos attempt to make a direct connection between punk rock and the flacid emo trend. While "emotional hardcore" punk rock did exist in the early 1980s, the word "emotional" is a term that refered to the entire emotional spectrum and has nothing to do with today's unoriginal, cookie-cutter, fashion/musical trend.
Saying someone is an emo punk is like saying an animal is a monkey-fish.
That guy thinks he is an emo punk, but he is just a self-deluded trend-follower with an emotenuce haircut, little-girl's pants, and an Exploited T-shirt.
by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007
Get the Emo Punkmug. A variation of the word "ridiculous," with the emphasis on the syllable making the "COCK" sound, meaning anything that is extremely stupid; ridiculous to the point of absurdity.
1. Did you see Vice President Dick Cheney sleeping through the official briefing about the California fires? That was absolutely reCOCKulous!
by Marcus Solomon November 25, 2007
Get the recockulousmug. Any easily-led trend-follower whom has joined the sad, contrived, and bland false-genre known as emo. Emo fans pride themselves on looking alike (tight girl's pants on males, black backward mullets, see: emotenuse, contrived negative emotion, Converse high-tops, and peer-encouraged homosexuality. Emo music completely disregards the fact that all music is emotional, and insists that "emotional" pertains only to negative emotions. Emo music is basically commercial pop music masquerading as alternative, which may or may not contain occasional temper-tantrum screaming see: screamo.
Emo fans are lemmings that have been led to the edge of conformity, where they throw themselves into the ocean of exaggerated tears.
by Marcus Solomon December 15, 2007
Get the emo fanmug.