skruka

Very high quality Marijuana. Dank. Chronic.

Woowee, now this is some skruka! Look at all the lil' white hairs. We gone get toe down tonight!

by Marcos August 29, 2004

TTP

short for "Total Package", as heard in the Usher song "TTP"

You should be lookin' for a TTP
Now that I know the difference
That's all I'm tryna be with
Somebody that keeps it all in together now
I'm living better
Since I found my total package

by marcos July 18, 2004

Mirek

Polish, Communist, deadly, armed and Russian - this guy is not one to mess with! Hangs out at the fez alone, visits games workshop every day, commits at least one murder every week as an act of spiritual renewal.

Miiiiiiiiiiiirek? Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirek?!! Dinner's ready!

Stop swearing at those politicians, you Mirek.

You're such a Mirek! Did you have to go and be sick in my toilet? What a Mirek.

by marcos April 07, 2005

schwack

To masturbate or jack off or spank the monkey.

Guy #1- "I've never masturbated once in my life."

"Dude, whatever!! You know you go home and schwack it like 6 times a day! I seen you!!!"

by Marcos August 29, 2004

dookie

Refers to bomb ass dirt weed. When you have herb that ain't chronic, but it still gets you high as a mo-fo, its dookie.

Damn, took a while to get all the seeds out but this dookie is the $h!+.

by Marcos February 22, 2004

bithug

A ruffneck dude who likes banging female pussy and manpussy.

Bithugs realize that a hole is truly a hole.

by Marcos March 17, 2005

heems

No definition in general. Just a word which you put after any word to make it sound better.

Brian H. be getting that chop-heems!

by Marcos January 28, 2005