smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg
when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg
by marc May 13, 2005
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bloast

Homie I,m gonna bloast him up
by Marc June 05, 2004
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ricer

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.
Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?
by Marc July 26, 2004
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cheat

1. verb. To be sexually unfaithful either breaking a promise of sexual fidelity or lying about sexual encounters.

2. verb. To surruptitiosly copy answers from another student in school in order to hide the lack of knowledge of the curriculum.

3. proper noun "The Cheat". An animated character from www.homestarrunner.com who is characterized by his short yellow body and unintelligible speech.

4. noun. In video games, a code (whether secret or published) or a series of movements (whether intentionally programmed or a glitch or coded by the player) input by the player in order to achieve one or more of the following:

a. enhance one's abilities in game play such as unlimited ammunition, enhanced or normally unavailable weapons, or God Mode;

b. unlock hidden easter eggs

c. unlock otherwise unavailable levels of play (see the Mario series of games)

d. (when coded by the player) to gain an unfair advantage in multiplayer competition
1. That cheating bitch fucked my best friend, so I decided to break up with her.

2. I didn't study for the test, but I got a kick-ass grade anyway because my bro Jay let me cheat.

3. Homestarrunner.com has flash cartoons featuring funny characters like Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, and his little lackey The Cheat.

4. Carol is the biggest video game geek in town. Whenever a new game comes out, we can always look to her to find all the latest cheats.
by Marc February 24, 2004
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Liverpool FC

Liverpool FC are a Spanish Football Team based in Merseyside who rely on Gloryhunters from Liverpool and Beyond. Often there fans support Liverpool because they are sheep (copy every else and probably from Yorkshire) and they start supporting Liverpool when they win something. There fans think Stevie G Laaaaaaaaah is the greatest player ever in the world. They don't go to games, even the local fans don't. They buy scarfs from the Dock Market and watch the match on the TV and they have never been to 1 Live match. They find it hard to buy tickets because most of the Liverpool fans are travellers and Gypsies and cant afford, most of the true supporters (5% of their fans) are stood infront of some random bloke who flew from the middle east, yorkshire, london, essex and Scandinavia.
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool FC !
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool they are the best!
Bloke 2: Since when have you liked football let alone support liverpool?
Bloke 1: Erm. All me Life.
Bloke: 2 How many games have you been to?
Bloke 1: I went to my first one at the final?
Bloke 2: So is that when you started supporting Liverpool you glory hunting cunt?
Bloke 1: Well our just jeleous of Liverpool the best in the world. Steven Gerrrard is the greatest player in the world.
Bloke 2: Who said anything about being jelous? And Gerrard aint the greatest.
Bloke 1: Your jelous cause liverpool are the best.
Bloke 2: Your 36 and from Liverpool and have only just been to your first game this year? Thats called gloryhunting supporting the winning team as soon as they win. How did you get the tickets?
Bloke 1: My mate from Cardiff. He decided to support Liverpool again because they are in the final!
by Marc May 24, 2006
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lumpy doughnut

A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region.
Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...
by Marc April 04, 2005
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frost

Cum, Jizz, Wad, Nut, Ejaculate.....
"she swallowed my frost like a thirsty marathon runner!!!"
by marc April 05, 2005
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