Definitions by ManletDepreciator
catfight
A fight between manlets. Usually about which one of the petite and effeminate manlets should get to marry Brock Lesnar. The loser is then ritualistically sacrificed in the manlet pit by being forced to stumble around on burning stilts until the vanquished manlet eventually falls into the flames below. All the while the surrounding sissy manlets sing Short People in veneration of their God and hero Randy Newman.
Why are there two oiled up, bikini-clad manlets squabbling over a pair of height boosting insoles over there? Who cares? It's just a catfight. Silly manlet boys...
catfight by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024
Manlet cope
The necessary self-deception every manlet engages in on a daily basis in order not to be driven to madness by the overwhelming misery of manletism. Humorously, by constantly and utterly deluding himself, the coping manlet only further inflates his already ginormous Napoleon complex, which leads to well-deserved public ridicule and disgrace. This then results in an intensification of the manlet cope. It's a manletism-induced vicious circle. Manlets, when will they learn?
Coping turbo-manlet: I'm actually glad that I'm not 6ft4. Occasionally bumping my head on door frames would totally suck! I'm lucky to be 5ft2 (starts crying). Superior manmore: Just lol at you - that's pure manlet cope! I can just lower my head. Good luck growing up, you delusional, little manlet boy - hahahahaha!
Manlet cope by ManletDepreciator August 9, 2024
Manlet rage
Standing in stark contrast to the manlet's stunted, diminutive and girlish stature, manlet rage involves gigantic amounts of hatred, self-loathing, bitterness and desperation. Due to the horrendous mortification of manletism, the petite and effeminate manlet is extremely short-tempered, small-minded and eternally unable to be the bigger man. This deeply insecure and shameful behavior leads to countless interpersonal conflicts in the microscopic manlet's tortured existence which often result in manlet rage.
Why is that little boy throwing a tantrum in front of the escalator over there? Manlet detected. I think one of his high heels just broke. Lol, manlet rage - how immature! That silly manlet clearly needs to grow up before he speaks up.
Manlet rage by ManletDepreciator August 9, 2024
manletspeak
The high-pitched and squeaky-voiced language of the manlet. Rumored to originate either from the lowly dwarfs or from the stunted hobbits of the Shire, manletspeak can often be overheard emanating from the depths of the manlet pit in your local gym or at the mall, where gaggles of giggling sissy manlets can be detected shopping for high heels, lace panties and training bras.
Lol, look at those silly, girlish manlets squabbling over which dress to put on their new Barbie doll! I think that turbo-manlet over there is about to have a hissy fit and start a catfight! Not sure, I can't understand their manletspeak because I'm not an utterly insignificant little manlet boy.
manletspeak by ManletDepreciator August 4, 2024
high heels
The preferred footwear of manlets. Also often worn by women. With his fragile confidence boosted by prancing around in 9 inch high heels, a petite and effeminate manlet can cast off the shackles of his manletism-induced Napoleon complex and embrace his inherent effeminacy, thereby finally realizing his lifelong dream of becoming the prettiest princess in all of the land. The belle of the ball, indeed.
Lol, is that compensating runt of a sissy manlet boy wearing high heels over there? He sure is. Man card revoked. Oh wait... he never had one!
high heels by ManletDepreciator August 4, 2024
Manlet Pit
A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.
I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.
Manlet Pit by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
Tom Cruise
Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
Tom Cruise by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024