The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
Get the manlet mating ritualmug. Standing in stark contrast to the manlet's stunted, diminutive and girlish stature, manlet rage involves gigantic amounts of hatred, self-loathing, bitterness and desperation. Due to the horrendous mortification of manletism, the petite and effeminate manlet is extremely short-tempered, small-minded and eternally unable to be the bigger man. This deeply insecure and shameful behavior leads to countless interpersonal conflicts in the microscopic manlet's tortured existence which often result in manlet rage.
Why is that little boy throwing a tantrum in front of the escalator over there? Manlet detected. I think one of his high heels just broke. Lol, manlet rage - how immature! That silly manlet clearly needs to grow up before he speaks up.
by ManletDepreciator August 09, 2024
Get the Manlet ragemug. A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.
I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
Get the prison wife manletmug. The petulant madlet is a manlet who is mad about being a manlet. Stunted, short-tempered, terminally insecure and coming equipped with a Napoleon complex deluxe, the madlet exhibits off the charts levels of manlet rage and is extremely prone to throwing hissy fits. The microscopic madlet therefore endures a tortured existence, marred by constant humiliations, frequent interpersonal conflicts and embarrassing catfights with other madlets. The life of a madlet is short, just like the silly madlet itself.
Why are those two puny madlets tearfully and impotently raging at those kids over there? Lol, I think the children took their lunch money. Hahahahaha! Dominated by a child - madlets are so petite and effeminate! I hope the sissy madlets choke on their girlish manletspeak.
by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024
Get the madletmug. A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
Get the Randy Newmanmug. Manlets are males who are shorter than 5ft10. They suffer from manletism and can often be found futilely lifting weights in the local manlet pit, in a hilarious attempt at increasing their nonexistent masculinity or prancing around town in high heels after embracing their inherent effeminacy.
Look at those silly manlets tussling over a pair of high heels over there! Oh, I thought they were just a bunch of little girls...
by ManletDepreciator July 14, 2024
Get the manletsmug. Felix Arvid Ulf "Gartenzwerg" Kjellberg, also known as PewDiePie, ManletPie, NaziPie, "Nigger Guy" and "Der Führer" is a highly racist and shockingly stunted, 5ft8 small, sneaky Swedish YouTube manlet. Next to posting a never-ending stream of manlet cope videos, featuring his beard of a wifelet and absolutely hilarious levels of manlet mathematics, tall tales and guy height in order to distract from the self-evident fact that ManletPie is nothing short of an anti-Semitic, small man syndrome suffering, subhumanly stunted, spineless Swedish sissy Shortstack, NaziPie is also infamous for his racist rantings and Third Reich symbolism, as evidenced for example in the notorious "bridge video", where the dwarfed Swede (for shame!) uses the N-word while shooting at an opponent who is crossing a bridge in a popular battle royal video game and in his mortifying manlet rage-induced T-Series diss track, small-mindedly entitled "Bitch Lasagna", where he uses a host of anti-Indian slurs. Perhaps Felix "Kleines Männlein" Kjellberg would be best advised to stick to playing childish video games while languishing in his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole like nature intends it and leaving politics to the big boys as he is clearly way too short to see the bigger picture? Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Look at Felix PewDiePie "Schutzstaffel" Kjellberg prancing around on the red carpet while wearing his new chopines! Lol, doesn't she look cute? Manmore 2: As per usual that preposterously petite manlet prison wife pixy princess is the belle of the ball, indeed. Manmore 1: Man card revoked! Oh wait, he never had one...
by ManletDepreciator October 02, 2024
Get the PewDiePiemug.