Mandingoe's definitions

shnazzy

snazzy, spiffy, cool with some sophistication

a snazzier update on snappy + jazzy

Grrls: Say this without too much emphasis through slightly clenched teeth and it can be very sexy

Him: And here's the lighting system.

Her: Shnazzy

Him - {putty in her hands}

by mandingoe December 1, 2004

pontoon

sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane

She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.

by mandingoe May 5, 2004

Panhandle

a long, narrow projection from the rest of the state

States with panhandles: Texas, Florida,
Oklahoma, West Virginia, Virginia, Alaska, Idaho, Maryland, and Nebraska

The Florida panhandle (a.k.a Baja Alabama) is completely different from the rest of the state.

by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

bounce

to have an email message returned because the intended recipient's mailbox is full, his server is down, or other glitch.

I've been trying to add you to the mailing list using the address you gave me, but the emails keep bouncing.

by Mandingoe July 14, 2004

beat like a red headed step child

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"

The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.

by mandingoe June 5, 2004

get a room

Derisive or humorous comment said to couples engaged in heavy-duty PDA (e.g. swapping spit in the middle of a party) that means your wanton lust is making me uncomfortable (or jealous). The implication is you should get a motel room because you're practically doing it here.

Get a room you two love birds! We're trying to watch the game here.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004

score

(n) or (v) a thrift store purchase of superlative value or rarity on the cheap

Those brand new boots were only $8? What a score!

I scored three George Jones LPs from the late-1960's today.

by mandingoe May 19, 2004