Definitions by Mandingoe

junk in the trunk 

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants

I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.

junk in the trunk by mandingoe June 1, 2004

SUV in the pants 

a gargantuan butt, more extreme than junk in the trunk

I look away when she's in the room. She's got an SUV in her pants. Each buttock is like a VW Beatle

SUV in the pants by mandingoe June 1, 2004

mertilize 

to annihilate

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.

mertilize by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

Panhandle 

a long, narrow projection from the rest of the state

States with panhandles: Texas, Florida,
Oklahoma, West Virginia, Virginia, Alaska, Idaho, Maryland, and Nebraska

The Florida panhandle (a.k.a Baja Alabama) is completely different from the rest of the state.

Panhandle by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

babushka 

1 a triangular kerchief head covering

2 an elderly Russian or eastern European woman. Stereotypically stout.

Once a week I visit three babushkas.

babushka by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

eat face 

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco

I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.

eat face by Mandingoe May 28, 2004

spunky 

a scrumptious person or thing

After spending a long night with him, she felt scrumptious. I've never been spunkier, she thought.

spunky by Mandingoe May 28, 2004