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Phallic Acid

A mans sperm.

I gave that girl some Phallic Acid.

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by Malware. January 13, 2019

That One Time at Band Camp

An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.

Terry: That One Time at Band Camp (proceeds to grow old)

by Malware. January 14, 2019

Vulture

That one kid (sometimes fat) who roams around the tables in the cafeteria asking, "You gonna eat that?", other synonyms include: Hound, Pig, Orphan, Scavenger, Garbage Disposal.

Butch is such a Vulture. He kept bothering me about my uneaten fries.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019

Hot Chocolate

Diarrhea

It's fucking Diarrhea. Hot Chocolate is Diarrhea.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019

Hairs

The itchy, annoying, pokey hairs that stick around after shaving the gentalia of a female and male. These hairs are loose and are known to cause discomfort. A cure for this is to take a shower and shake out your clothes or wear new ones.

Fuckin' shitty hairs

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by Malware. January 14, 2019

Horny

A state in whic one is sexually aroused. This can be cured by masturbation, fucking a goat, having sex, reading memes, listening to Death Metal, and watching the Twin Towers fall.

I got really horny. I listened to Death Metall and it put mee off.

by Malware. January 15, 2019

Ghetto Talk

A series of slang words and large amount of grammatical errors used during speaking to make someone sound 'cool'. Used commonly by teens.

Timmy: Wassup mah niggas! Its yo boy, Lil Timmy, the real balla. We about to pop some joint, bitches!
Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.

Ghetto Talk has taken everyone.

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by Malware. January 20, 2019