Kyler

Kyler is the best girl in the world (Yes, girl). Kyler is beautiful, fun, caring, and just overall amazing. Kyler sometimes degrades herself, but she doesn't know that she is pure awesomeness (Until now that is). Kyler is willing to try and cheer her friends up.
Kyler is the best.

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by Malware. January 11, 2019
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Root Beer Float

When a man cums in a girls ass during intercourse. The mixture is pooped into a cup and the reciever pours it all over their chest.
Root Beer Float is Tim's specialty.
by Malware. January 11, 2019
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Namatori

A Japanese dish consisting of raw chicken chunks over steamed rice. Looks a bit like cat food. Most Japanese are immune, however, an unsuspecting tourist may find themselves in the bathroom for hours while they vomit and *ahem* the world falls out of their bottom. Will result in a hospital trip.
Never eat Namatori, if your're not immune.
by Malware. January 11, 2019
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That One Time at Band Camp

An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.
Terry: That One Time at Band Camp (proceeds to grow old)
by Malware. January 14, 2019
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Vulture

That one kid (sometimes fat) who roams around the tables in the cafeteria asking, "You gonna eat that?", other synonyms include: Hound, Pig, Orphan, Scavenger, Garbage Disposal.
Butch is such a Vulture. He kept bothering me about my uneaten fries.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019
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Hot Chocolate

It's fucking Diarrhea. Hot Chocolate is Diarrhea.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019
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Horny

A state in whic one is sexually aroused. This can be cured by masturbation, fucking a goat, having sex, reading memes, listening to Death Metal, and watching the Twin Towers fall.
I got really horny. I listened to Death Metall and it put mee off.
by Malware. January 15, 2019
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