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The itchy, annoying, pokey hairs that stick around after shaving the gentalia of a female and male. These hairs are loose and are known to cause discomfort. A cure for this is to take a shower and shake out your clothes or wear new ones.
by Malware. January 14, 2019
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Get the Phallic Acid mug.A Japanese dish consisting of raw chicken chunks over steamed rice. Looks a bit like cat food. Most Japanese are immune, however, an unsuspecting tourist may find themselves in the bathroom for hours while they vomit and *ahem* the world falls out of their bottom. Will result in a hospital trip.
by Malware. January 11, 2019
Get the Namatori mug.A game children (or anybody) play whilst swimming. It's bit like tag. The person who is it must close their eyes and shout, "Marco!", while the others shout, "Polo!", the person who is it must follow the voices and try to tag someone. Never play on the streets of Italy, or some confused, angry Italians named Marco may follow you shouting Italian.
Jimmy and his friends enjoy a game of Marco Polo
Jimmy: MARCO!
Marco: What da hell do you a want?
Others: POLO!
Jimmy: MARCO!
Marco: What da hell do you a want?
Others: POLO!
by Malware. January 11, 2019
Get the Marco Polo mug.If anybody managed to get up off their asses and do something today, I congratulate you. You're not a lazy fuck
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Get the Great Job mug.Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.
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Get the Plunker mug.Kyler is the best girl in the world (Yes, girl). Kyler is beautiful, fun, caring, and just overall amazing. Kyler sometimes degrades herself, but she doesn't know that she is pure awesomeness (Until now that is). Kyler is willing to try and cheer her friends up.
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