16 definitions by Malware.
The itchy, annoying, pokey hairs that stick around after shaving the gentalia of a female and male. These hairs are loose and are known to cause discomfort. A cure for this is to take a shower and shake out your clothes or wear new ones.
by Malware. January 15, 2019
by Malware. January 13, 2019
A game children (or anybody) play whilst swimming. It's bit like tag. The person who is it must close their eyes and shout, "Marco!", while the others shout, "Polo!", the person who is it must follow the voices and try to tag someone. Never play on the streets of Italy, or some confused, angry Italians named Marco may follow you shouting Italian.
Jimmy and his friends enjoy a game of Marco Polo
Jimmy: MARCO!
Marco: What da hell do you a want?
Others: POLO!
Jimmy: MARCO!
Marco: What da hell do you a want?
Others: POLO!
by Malware. January 11, 2019
When a man cums in a girls ass during intercourse. The mixture is pooped into a cup and the reciever pours it all over their chest.
Root Beer Float is Tim's specialty.
by Malware. January 12, 2019
A Japanese dish consisting of raw chicken chunks over steamed rice. Looks a bit like cat food. Most Japanese are immune, however, an unsuspecting tourist may find themselves in the bathroom for hours while they vomit and *ahem* the world falls out of their bottom. Will result in a hospital trip.
by Malware. January 11, 2019
That one kid (sometimes fat) who roams around the tables in the cafeteria asking, "You gonna eat that?", other synonyms include: Hound, Pig, Orphan, Scavenger, Garbage Disposal.
Butch is such a Vulture. He kept bothering me about my uneaten fries.
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by Malware. January 14, 2019
by Malware. January 15, 2019