Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 05, 2023

Martyrbation

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the thought of being martyred.

Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Malum Librum

A Malum Librum is a portal to an alien world disguised as a book. These worlds are commonly full of evil monsters, but also some good ones. Many great adventures have begun with an unwitting child stumbling upon one.

Poor Mikey found a Malum Librum last month and it took him two weeks to get home! He missed our date, too. But he brought back a souvenir for me: a lich's soul jar. So yeah, it's all good.

by MalumLibrum958 January 20, 2020

Isekai'd

Shorthand for being teleported into a fantasy world, often via a collision with a motor vehicle.

Ryan: Poor Devin got isekai'd last week. He had to kill a dark lord and everything!
Bryan: He should really learn to look both ways before crossing the street.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2022

Kissed them in

To add someone to a team of some kind.

Taylor: Barry said we needed more manpower for a bum rush, so I went to Chris and Vaughn and kissed them in.

by MalumLibrum958 May 30, 2022

Slamming

Awesome.

Arnold: Did you go to that party last night, George?!
George: Yeah! It was slamming!

by MalumLibrum958 July 02, 2022

Afterglow

When you cream your jeans and bask in it instead of cleaning yourself.

Number One: Well, aren't you going to clean your jeans?
Number Two: Hell no man, I'm basking in the afterglow rn.

by MalumLibrum958 April 11, 2021