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Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.
Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.
by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023
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No hope road

A course of action that will lead to no success whatsoever.
by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023
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Ride

To copulate with.
In this world, it's ride or be ridden.
by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023
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Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.
I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.
by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023
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Fit for a king

To be of exceptionally top notch quality.
by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023
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Ohio-level crazy

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.
Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.
by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023
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Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.
You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.
by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023
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