MalumLibrum958's definitions

No Chance

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.

Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!

by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Scaretober

An annual tradition where you do your best to scare the crap out of yourself and others.

Alice: Did you hear Scaretober's coming up?
Bob: Yep. Can't wait to see the memes.

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022

Ride

To copulate with.

In this world, it's ride or be ridden.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Augh

The sound a guy makes when he falls in a woodchipper.

Bobby: Hey Rob, do you know how to pronounce "augh"?
Robby: (falls in woodchipper) AUGH!
Bobby: Hey, thanks, Rob! ...Rob?

by MalumLibrum958 January 6, 2023

Fit for a king

To be of exceptionally top notch quality.

The feast was fit for a king.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023