Toast

Utterly ruined.

As soon as the wizard beaver shot the huge ball of energy at the old dwarf, he knew he was toast.

by MalumLibrum958 April 28, 2022

Wokehole

An asshole who acts "woke".

Alice: The original movie was about a white man, but the remake will be about a black woman.
Bob: I met the director. He's a wokehole.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.

Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?

by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022

DATK

Slang for "Dead At The Keyboard" or "Die At The Keyboard." Usually used when a player goes AFK at an inopportune moment.

I nearly won my last match, but unfortunately the other three guys on my team decided to DATK.

by MalumLibrum958 October 31, 2022

Cooked

To be in an inescapable adverse situation.

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024

Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.

You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023

We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

by MalumLibrum958 October 01, 2020