Definitions by MalumLibrum958

Rolling 

To be under so much pressure that it's difficult to tell which way is up.

Dear God, I am ROLLING right now!

Rolling by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2024

Under the Jail 

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

Under the Jail by MalumLibrum958 November 5, 2023

Rotten Egg 

A closeted trans person (an egg) that uses transphobia to cope.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie went on another transphobic tirade yesterday.
Bob: What a rotten egg.

Rotten Egg by MalumLibrum958 October 22, 2023

Tinfoil Hat 

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

Tinfoil Hat by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

Blow the lid off by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Dumped 

To unceremoniously break up with someone.

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.

Dumped by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Mean business 

To be completely serious about something.

Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.

Mean business by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023