MalumLibrum958's definitions

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park-Er

A person who succeeds at everything they do.

Me: I love Paul Allen! That guy right there is a real knock-it-out-of-the-park-er!
You: Yeah, I hate him.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

Anti-masker

A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.

John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Unalive

To render someone dead. A euphemism for kill used to avoid demonetization.

Rat: (Dangling from counter) Help help help! Mother please!
Mother: (Saves rat) Geez, calm down.
Rat: I almost got unalived.

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024

Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024

Taking shots

1. Firing with a rifle or some other firearm.
2. Knocking back small glasses of liquor or some other alcoholic beverage.
3. Insulting someone.
4. Being shot in order to protect someone.

1. The sniper started taking shots at us with his rifle.
2. We were at the bar all night taking shots of whiskey.
3. That jerk kept taking shots at me.
4. The peacekeepers put themselves between the civilians, taking shots for the sake of peace.

by MalumLibrum958 October 16, 2022