"Mommy I'm gonna go play with Daddy's electromagnet on the counter, near the knifeblock"
"...M'kay...I'm sorry, what was that Mr. Heffilswinger?"
"...M'kay...I'm sorry, what was that Mr. Heffilswinger?"
by Mallory February 12, 2006

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If you missed your boyfriend a great deal since you've last seen him, you may give him a huggle rather than a normal hug.
by Mallory August 20, 2003
