Stu-par

As stupid as humanly possible

Don't be stu-par Nathar

by Mallard Ducks December 14, 2019

Yar-nar

A cosmic entity who embodies good and is destined to fight Biblar in a battle of catastrophic proportions. He is the God-Emperor of Mallard Ducks and creator of the universe.

Hail Yar-nar

by Mallard Ducks December 10, 2019

Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.

"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"

by Mallard Ducks February 07, 2025

Biblar Worshiper

A follower of the dark lord Biblar. Usually members of one of his numerous cults. All are evil and have been corrupted by the devious Biblar and have turned from Yar-nar's light.

"Burn the Biblar Worshiper"
-Mallard Ducks

by Mallard Ducks December 15, 2019

Biblar

A being of pure evil he is destined to destroy the universe in an epic battle with Yar-nar the all powerful. He raises cults in his own name and despises the wonderful Yar-nar.

"Death to the Biblar worshiper"
- Yar-nar worshiper

by Mallard Ducks December 14, 2019

Golfin

Half golf ball, half dolphin

Golfing requires human flesh to sustain himself says golfin

by Mallard Ducks December 08, 2019