Definitions by Mallard Ducks

Phantom Clock Hit 

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.

"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"

Phantom Clock Hit by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025

Biblar Worshiper 

A follower of the dark lord Biblar. Usually members of one of his numerous cults. All are evil and have been corrupted by the devious Biblar and have turned from Yar-nar's light.

"Burn the Biblar Worshiper"
-Mallard Ducks

Biblar Worshiper by Mallard Ducks December 14, 2019

Stu-par 

As stupid as humanly possible

Don't be stu-par Nathar

Stu-par by Mallard Ducks December 13, 2019

Biblar 

A being of pure evil he is destined to destroy the universe in an epic battle with Yar-nar the all powerful. He raises cults in his own name and despises the wonderful Yar-nar.

"Death to the Biblar worshiper"
- Yar-nar worshiper

Biblar by Mallard Ducks December 13, 2019

Yar-nar 

A cosmic entity who embodies good and is destined to fight Biblar in a battle of catastrophic proportions. He is the God-Emperor of Mallard Ducks and creator of the universe.

Hail Yar-nar

Yar-nar by Mallard Ducks December 10, 2019

Golfin 

Half golf ball, half dolphin

Golfing requires human flesh to sustain himself says golfin

Golfin by Mallard Ducks December 8, 2019