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Potsie

The coolest and most talented character on the 1970's sit-com Happy Days- played by Anson Williams. The characters full name was potsie Weber.
Richie!, It's Potsie!
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
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urbandectomy

Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.
Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
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clod

1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!

Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!

Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
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clodhopper

An extremely clumsey and awkward person.
That clodhopper stepped on my foot!
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
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uber

by Malcolm X-crement January 1, 2004
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goober

1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.

2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.

3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
Pass me some goobers!

Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!

My friend Eric is a total goober!
by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004
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Perfect Woman

Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004
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