23 definitions by Malcolm X-crement
verb. To partake of an alcoholic beverage.
2. verb. To cut off something- especially so as to prevent further growth.
3. A Jap.
2. verb. To cut off something- especially so as to prevent further growth.
3. A Jap.
Time for a little nip from the bottle!
2. I'm gonna nip it in the bud!
3. I'm watching the banned Bugs Bunny episode called Nip The Nip.
2. I'm gonna nip it in the bud!
3. I'm watching the banned Bugs Bunny episode called Nip The Nip.
by Malcolm X-crement December 21, 2003
1: An alternate way of spelling "go screw yourself".
2: A good screen name for internet forums and junk email accounts.
3: What author Kim Phuc got after mating with a ram.
2: A good screen name for internet forums and junk email accounts.
3: What author Kim Phuc got after mating with a ram.
1: Telemarketer: "Hello, I'm calling...." Joe Sixpack: "Phuc Ewe! click....Bzzzzzz...."
2: Timmys' mom: "Timmy, who are you writing to on the computer?" Timmy: "Phuc Ewe, Mom."
3: "Me so horny...me love sheep long time....oh..look...me have little baby, Phuc Ewe and her twin sister, Phuc Ewe 2."
2: Timmys' mom: "Timmy, who are you writing to on the computer?" Timmy: "Phuc Ewe, Mom."
3: "Me so horny...me love sheep long time....oh..look...me have little baby, Phuc Ewe and her twin sister, Phuc Ewe 2."
by Malcolm X-crement February 2, 2004
To have a very watery bowel movement that bursts out of ones anus uncontrollably, while making a noise similar to the noise heard when one squeezes a plastic bottle of Hersheys milk chocolate.
The shits; diarrhea.
The shits; diarrhea.
by Malcolm X-crement December 22, 2003
An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
by Malcolm X-crement December 19, 2003
1. Noun: A flatus, expelled through the anus.
2: Verb: The act of expelling flatuses through the anus, usually fouling the surrounding air with a strong objectionable stench while producing a commical noise.
3: A contemptable or stupid person.
2: Verb: The act of expelling flatuses through the anus, usually fouling the surrounding air with a strong objectionable stench while producing a commical noise.
3: A contemptable or stupid person.
1. That fart that I just cut really smells good!
2. Open the window, I have to fart!
3. Mr. Crustybaum is such an old fart!
2. Open the window, I have to fart!
3. Mr. Crustybaum is such an old fart!
by Malcolm X-crement November 19, 2003
1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
by Malcolm X-crement December 7, 2003
by Malcolm X-crement January 6, 2004