Malcolm X-crement's definitions

urbandectomy

Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.

Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"

by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003

phuc ewe

1: An alternate way of spelling "go screw yourself".

2: A good screen name for internet forums and junk email accounts.

3: What author Kim Phuc got after mating with a ram.

1: Telemarketer: "Hello, I'm calling...." Joe Sixpack: "Phuc Ewe! click....Bzzzzzz...."

2: Timmys' mom: "Timmy, who are you writing to on the computer?" Timmy: "Phuc Ewe, Mom."

3: "Me so horny...me love sheep long time....oh..look...me have little baby, Phuc Ewe and her twin sister, Phuc Ewe 2."

by Malcolm X-crement February 1, 2004

guano

1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)

2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.

1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!

2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!

by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003

Disturbed

1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.

2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.

1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!

2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.

by Malcolm X-crement December 6, 2003

Kegel

An alternate term for bowling- according to the noted linguistic expert, Fred Flintstone.

Hey Barn, care to go kegeling?

by Malcolm X-crement October 17, 2006

The Hersheys

To have a very watery bowel movement that bursts out of ones anus uncontrollably, while making a noise similar to the noise heard when one squeezes a plastic bottle of Hersheys milk chocolate.

The shits; diarrhea.

I had to get up five times last night to walk Muffy, as she had the Hersheys again!

by Malcolm X-crement December 21, 2003

clodhopper

An extremely clumsey and awkward person.

That clodhopper stepped on my foot!

by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003