Malcolm X-crement's definitions

guano

1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)

2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.

1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!

2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!

by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003

Kegel

An alternate term for bowling- according to the noted linguistic expert, Fred Flintstone.

Hey Barn, care to go kegeling?

by Malcolm X-crement October 17, 2006

Dr. Pepper

A quite interesting carbonated soft-drink. It tastes great the first time you have it, or if you don't drink it too frequently, but its' flavor seems to fade and become un-noticeable if you drink it on a regular basis. It is better than Coke and Pepsi, and all the other popular soft-drinks, and often causes one to belch loudly, which is reason enough to drink it.

I remember the day Chris had a slice of pizza and a Dr. Pepper, and did the loudest belch I've ever heard in my life!

by Malcolm X-crement December 23, 2003

Potsie

The coolest and most talented character on the 1970's sit-com Happy Days- played by Anson Williams. The characters full name was potsie Weber.

Richie!, It's Potsie!

by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003

moe.

Short for Moses Horowitz- one the Three Stooges- a slap-stick comedy trio which acheived the height of their popularity in the 1940's. The other members were Curly and Larry. Moe was the dominant one, who would often physically abuse the other two, while they exhibited extreme ineptitude in everything that they attempted to do.

Moe: "You knucklehead!" gouges Curlys' eyes
Curly: "Hey, Moe! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!"

by Malcolm X-crement December 25, 2003

The Hersheys

To have a very watery bowel movement that bursts out of ones anus uncontrollably, while making a noise similar to the noise heard when one squeezes a plastic bottle of Hersheys milk chocolate.

The shits; diarrhea.

I had to get up five times last night to walk Muffy, as she had the Hersheys again!

by Malcolm X-crement December 21, 2003

clod

1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.

It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!

Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!

Clod DeBussy was a good composer!

by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003