Malcolm X-crement's definitions
1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)
2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!
2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!
2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!
by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003
Get the guanomug. Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.
Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
Get the urbandectomymug. A term often used by Jews to describe a person with dark brown skin, huge lips and knappy hair; a Junglebunny.
by Malcolm X-crement November 17, 2003
Get the Schvatzemug. 1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!
Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!
Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!
Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
Get the clodmug. Short for Moses Horowitz- one the Three Stooges- a slap-stick comedy trio which acheived the height of their popularity in the 1940's. The other members were Curly and Larry. Moe was the dominant one, who would often physically abuse the other two, while they exhibited extreme ineptitude in everything that they attempted to do.
by Malcolm X-crement December 25, 2003
Get the moe.mug. A quite interesting carbonated soft-drink. It tastes great the first time you have it, or if you don't drink it too frequently, but its' flavor seems to fade and become un-noticeable if you drink it on a regular basis. It is better than Coke and Pepsi, and all the other popular soft-drinks, and often causes one to belch loudly, which is reason enough to drink it.
I remember the day Chris had a slice of pizza and a Dr. Pepper, and did the loudest belch I've ever heard in my life!
by Malcolm X-crement December 23, 2003
Get the Dr. Peppermug. That clodhopper stepped on my foot!
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
Get the clodhoppermug.