Malcolm X-crement's definitions
verb. To partake of an alcoholic beverage.
2. verb. To cut off something- especially so as to prevent further growth.
3. A Jap.
2. verb. To cut off something- especially so as to prevent further growth.
3. A Jap.
Time for a little nip from the bottle!
2. I'm gonna nip it in the bud!
3. I'm watching the banned Bugs Bunny episode called Nip The Nip.
2. I'm gonna nip it in the bud!
3. I'm watching the banned Bugs Bunny episode called Nip The Nip.
by Malcolm X-crement April 9, 2006
Get the nipmug. Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.
Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
Get the urbandectomymug. 1. Place where 90% of my wardrobe comes from.
2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money.
3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise!
4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head!)
5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.
2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money.
3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise!
4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head!)
5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.
by Malcolm X-crement January 18, 2004
Get the Wal-martmug. An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
by Malcolm X-crement December 19, 2003
Get the christmasmug. Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004
Get the Perfect Womanmug. by Malcolm X-crement December 3, 2003
Get the #mug. 1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
Pass me some goobers!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004
Get the goobermug.