Definitions by Malcolm X-crement
goober
1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
Pass me some goobers!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
goober by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004
uber
uber by Malcolm X-crement January 1, 2004
clod
1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!
Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!
Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!
Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
clod by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
urbandectomy
Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.
Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
urbandectomy by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
moe.
Short for Moses Horowitz- one the Three Stooges- a slap-stick comedy trio which acheived the height of their popularity in the 1940's. The other members were Curly and Larry. Moe was the dominant one, who would often physically abuse the other two, while they exhibited extreme ineptitude in everything that they attempted to do.
moe. by Malcolm X-crement December 25, 2003