Malcolm Turntable's definitions

douchefag

The combined name given to a douchebag and/or a fag.

"eurgh, that Harvey is such a douchefag"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.

Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Secretary Terrorist

The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.

"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

jewjitsu

The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.

One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

baraknaphobic

The fear that Barak Obama's appointment will lead to world destruction.

Bill Clinton is baraknaphobic.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Fritzls

A sugar coated pretzel shaped into one of Josef Fritzl's DNA strands.

"dude, you gotta try one of these Fritzls"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009