dwarfed giant

The average height for a human being.

Gaylorn was 1m 85cm tall. He is definately a dwarfed giant.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

baraknaphobic

The fear that Barak Obama's appointment will lead to world destruction.

Bill Clinton is baraknaphobic.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

eco-lieutenant

The name given to an eco-warrior who has earned the next rank.

Al Gore was always jealous of his brother; a chief eco-lieutenant.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.

Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

douchefag

The combined name given to a douchebag and/or a fag.

"eurgh, that Harvey is such a douchefag"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

jewjitsu

The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.

One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

Jewfoot

The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.

Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009