Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Jewfoot

The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.

Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.

"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

jewjitsu

The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.

One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

cereal, man

A substitute for the word OK.

"sorry dude, i ate the last brownie"

"ahh it's totally cereal, man"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

The Oxfam Beast

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.

The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

baraknaphobic

The fear that Barak Obama's appointment will lead to world destruction.

Bill Clinton is baraknaphobic.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009