Malcolm Turntable's definitions
The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.
The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.
...She never did find the book she was looking for.
...She never did find the book she was looking for.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
Get the The Oxfam Beastmug. The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.
Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
Get the Jewfootmug. by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
Get the Holy barniclesmug. by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
Get the eco-lieutenantmug. The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
Get the caravan karmamug. 1) The use of checkers pieces in a game of chess. Nobody wins because nobody knows what pieces can move where as they are all the same
2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.
2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
Get the chessersmug. One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
Get the jewjitsumug.