refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.
Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Megatroninho

A word used to describe someone so good at football that they are considered to be a robot.
"did you see England v Mexico?"

"ye, that megatroninho scored an awesome 520' double kickflip overhead backspace with a twist.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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whelephant

The offspring of a whale and an elephant, usually born with birth defects.
The RSPCA were sent out to rescue a beached whelephant on the River Thames.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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eco-lieutenant

The name given to an eco-warrior who has earned the next rank.
Al Gore was always jealous of his brother; a chief eco-lieutenant.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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cereal, man

"sorry dude, i ate the last brownie"

"ahh it's totally cereal, man"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.
"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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jewjitsu

The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.
One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
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