Definitions by Major T.

C0-G 

The original and most notorious of the carbon oxide crew. Everywhere and invisible with dangerous style.

So you’re worried about CO-2 and hope we can deal with it better: but understand that C0-G is the Oxide Boss.

C0-G by Major T. February 8, 2021

Aslowoke 

The opposite of ‘Woke’. Where the state of being is both slow and asleep vs. being hip to facts... or ‘WOKE’b

I am so old and ASLOWOKE that I just wait for others whom I suspect are WOKE to inform and update me before I even speak!

Aslowoke by Major T. January 10, 2021

Science-Fraction 

The almost impossible ability to separate facts from fiction due to the tiny amount of probable truth we as humans today... have obtained.

The older I get, the more I see SCIENCE-FRACTION as a sad condition. Until we can find more absolute science... it’s often just guessing.

Science-Fraction by Major T. May 3, 2019

Electroffs 

The state of inert polarity within an electron. This anomaly creates no covalent; nor ionic bonds. Sad....

After only a couple of hours use; the generator could no longer produce negative energy from electrons; therefore creating the useless ‘ELECTROFFS’... void of energy or frenzy... they are sub subatomic particles!

Electroffs by Major T. May 3, 2019

Eggstential Crisis 

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.

I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!

Eggstential Crisis by Major T. April 17, 2019