Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

They

The one who says all

Person 1: That’s what They said…
Person 2: They is wise and all powerful, we must bow down and worship They, and give them all our cheeses.
Person 1: I agree.

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

Among Us

In the game, Among Us, you and a group of crewmates are on a ship attempting to finish “tasks” that must be completed to keep the ship running, but there are also “imposters” disguised as crewmates that are attempting to sabotage the ship, does this sound familiar? On September 11th, 2001…

There are two terrorists among us

by Mailliman December 08, 2022

Morbius

ben rook’s hampster

Person: Isn’t that ben rook’s hampster, Morbius?

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

Idk

No one ever seems to know what this means, it may be a mystery the world shall never know…

Person 1: What does Idk mean?
Person 2: I don’t know
Person 1: Oh, I’ll go ask Stacy then

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

ben rook

Has a hampster named Morbius

Hampster named Morbius owned by ben rook.

by Mailliman July 14, 2022

September 11

National pilot appreciation day

My grandfather died on September 11, best pilot I ever knew...

by Mailliman June 18, 2022