MagicDonJuan's definitions

hostage

When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.

Cop: Magic, we know you are in there, release the hostages.
Magic: What hostages!?

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

Cult

A group of religious dudes, that want you to cut off your balls.

C'mon, cut off your balls, we all did it!

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

Zeetisapeetis

A common word used in Xenon on that Disney show. I heard it, and I could not stop laughing. It's definitely a sexual enuendo.

Zeetisapeetis Xenon! I like to make up stupid words!

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

nast

Horrible... worse than nasty

Magic: I just stuck my penis into that tree!
Jenna Jameson: You are so NAST!!!
Magic: Am I?!?!? (in a sexual tone)
Jenna Jameson: Ohhh Magic... stop that, ohh... uhhh... awww now there's nast all over my face.

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

maldorf

a word that means ass... used to mock nerds

Lick on my maldorf.. ohhhhh yeah

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

Fugger

the end result of me and my friends cursing at each other so many times that it sounds like this.

Magic: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Friend: What the fuck's wrong with you, bitch ho?!
Magic: you stupid fugger
Friend: Fugg you?!
Magic: why don't you fuggin shit yashelf in yo fuggin panz fuggin fugger
Friend: yea... fugg you!!!!!!

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

Sweatshirt

Something you put on your girl so other guys can not see her breasts.

He makes me wear turtle neck sweatshirts all of the time, I can't even wear what I want!

by MagicDonJuan November 21, 2003